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May spontaneously talk about planes. Any scammers who DM me should expect to be trolled - mercilessly.
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"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

submitted 26 days ago • 289 comments

"Specials' are just things the chef found at the bottom of the freezer and wants to get rid of ASAP.

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submitted 28 days ago • 544 comments

There’s a Nazi billionaire high on horse tranquilizers who used teen boys to illegally access our personnel and payment systems and froze federal funds and the global human rights agency, and no one is apparently willing to arrest him for it bc it would get violent

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

I finally just deactivated my Twitter account. It feels sooooooo good.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The U.S. anthem at Canadian rinks should be played by a 10-year old on a recorder until the tariffs are lifted.

submitted 32 days ago • 405 comments

I miss the days when I thought W was the worst person the US could elect as president. How young and naive I was.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The scammers on here are crazy. I am currently stringing along three people called Keanu.

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submitted 43 days ago • 915 comments

Anybody who claims this is not a terrifying prospect clearly has their head up Trump's ass. Trump says future plans will 'shock people' as he defends pardoning Capitol rioters f7td5.app.goo.gl/pAMg5y

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Perfection, as usual.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments