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May caturday be kind 😊

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Sometimes the gods fucking shower you in marrow. I have never pulled so much marrow ftom a pair of bones.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 1 day ago • 239 comments

@iknowthezarbi.bsky.social just now: You know, the paint you're trialling for the kitchen is a pretty good match for Max's vomit.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Too tired or preoccupied to wave your own hands as you speak? Try the new LECTERN-O-MATIC with its ultra-realistic lateral auto-hands that harness the power of AI to add dynamic manual emphasis to your every paranoid denunciation.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Trump and Elon broke up

submitted 1 day ago • 181 comments

Actual ROUS found in the fireswamp in PNG: www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06...

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Current US space program policy status....

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

JD Vance crying in the wood paneled rumpus room thinking the divorce is his fault.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I do enjoy this Australian lad whacking in some local argot for his American audience.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Sandy & Max met two very chill horses on their walk today

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Here's me finding the pride flag on Target's latest stuff. Sam is helping.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

📡50 years of satellite tracking! Over the past 50 years, ESA’s #Estrack satellite tracking network has kept an eye on satellites no matter their location: tracking them across Earth orbit, voyaging to comets or asteroids, at Lagrange points, & deep into our Solar System. www.esa.int/Enabling_Sup...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Inspired by @jtuttlekeane.bsky.social and @ohdearz.bsky.social, here's what the White House proposed budget cuts to NASA would do to the entirety of the agency's Science Mission Directorate. Bloodbath is right.

submitted 7 days ago • 28 comments

📡 Cebreros is joined by two other deep space antennas, respectively in Australia and in Argentina. A fourth antenna is currently being built in Australia to support upcoming ESA deep-space missions and enhance international collaborations.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I like using a rough sandpaper on the copper because you get a more matte surface finish vs shiny. It really doesn't scan well when its shiny, example:

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

I like this picture because the recipe is proper scribbled on.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”

submitted 7 days ago • 68 comments

Woohoo! CSIRO, my employer, made Platinum level in this year's Australian Workplace Equality Index! We're one of the queerest employers in the country. www.pid-awei.com.au/content/uplo...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I've just worked out the secret to happiness on Blusky. If anyone I follow utters the words "subscribe to my" it's an instant unfollow. People wanting their followers to "subcribe to my" shovel endless anger inducing crap out, just because they're desperate for clicks.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If 2kg of potato starch, 1kg of salt flakes and an astounding 4g of Iranian saffron doesn't put me on some sort of watch-list, fucking nothing will.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is beautful. And so simple. Queer people are scared. This is all you have to do as a cis het person to help take some of that fear away.

submitted 8 days ago • 33 comments

You know it's cold when your long-haired german shepherd hops into bed under the covers.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Here's a thought. Rather than detecting when a user is using one finger to try to move your map and displaying "use two fingers to move map", try just fucking moving the fucking map instead.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. That's fucking stark.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post, post your favourite character in ALL of Star Trek. There can be only one. D'Vana Tendi. She's a complete nerd and an Orian.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Exetel sent me a text this morning advising that our internet connection is going up from $75 to $90 per month. Six months after going from $60 to $75... For poxy fixed wireless (based on 4G). A quick test showed me I get better data rate from a $60/month 4G mobile, with ample data. By bye Exetel.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It doesn't get reiterated enough that "human on a bicycle" is not only the most efficient way that a person can move, it's the most efficient form of motion ever observed in land animals.

submitted 15 days ago • 71 comments

As a philosophy major who adored symbolic logic courses, this may be my favorite cartoon ever.

submitted 13 days ago • 130 comments

The straw that broke fragile masculinity's back.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments