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A data analyst and Binyot enjoyer. 80's baby. I like video games, rats, birds, and watching Elden Ring lore videos 24/7. Fav Book: Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett, Show: Venture Bros, Band: The Shins
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#rats #petrats The morning scramble to be the first to get breakfast.

#rats #petrats Melpert and Grunion woke up acting like they had to get ready to go to their soul crushing jobs.

#rats #petrats They conveniently ordered themselves from least to most corporeal: Officer Beepsky, Toyotathon, and Melpert.

#rats Shout-out to my favorite r/RATS rat Scrappi. Photo by u/Lilithcrowe on reddit.

#rats Lil' Cheetus making sure every inch of the couch is seasoned with piss.

#rats Melpert being baby.

#rats Presenting the world's juiciest rodent leg.

How far we've come.

In love with this art by Alison Friend.

#rats Melpert has arisen.

#rats Melpert and Toyotathon tentatively enjoying a slice of cucumber from their Grandpa.

#vinesauce I've almost got enough points for the free tote bag.

#rats fighting for attention as if they're Odysseus' wife Penelope greeting him after 20 years at sea.

#rats Squishtopher surveying all of his lands.

#rats Havin' a little sip.

#rats Little slappers being dubious creatures.

#rats Ratthew and Meatball enjoying a tiny rat-sized sandwich. They were mostly interested in licking the sauce.

#rats Lil Cheetus and Toyotathon being upset because they've gone one second without any attention. The horror.

#rats Squishtopher dreaming that he's eating a delicious snack. He would soon awaken and be disappointed.

#rats She swears she doesn't know who got dirt all over the floor. I don't know about you but I think she looks innocent.

#rats Toyotathon in his Halloween costume. Him: "If I lick, will I be released from this travesty?" He was not.

#rats Peppino Spaghetti totally not judging the fact you haven't taken a shower today. No really, he's chill about it.

#rats The rats enjoying a big relax in their hammocks.

You too can shake your very own rat! Check out #RATSHAKER on Steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/3290710/... #indiedev #unreal #ue5 #gamedev #unrealengine #unrealengine5

Korean corn dogs are the best. A molten core of mozzarella cheese instead of a stinky hot dog is a game changer.

Her: I'm home alone Me:

#rats #ratsofbluesky Milton being serenaded with a custom battle theme. See if you can guess what game it's from. youtube.com/shorts/oJ58W...

#rats #skyrats Our resident #Melpert who is definitely a frog, no need to look any closer.

The #rats are smelling some butthole and relaxing. From left to right: Officer Beepsky, #Melpert, and Mesothelioma.

#rats #melpert Melpert being held like a delicious burrito.

#rats That feel when you're half asleep but still needed to take a shower.

#rats POV a naked rat found the Arby's marinara left unattended.

#rats Milton as a fresh babe and a crusted busted old man.

#rats Soup of the Day is Pickle. She may not be full of soup, but she does enjoy sleeping in it.

#rats Toyotathon deciding if he wants to come out of the hammock. He chose not.

#rats #ratsofbluesky Nude rat having a cheeky couch snack.

#ratsofbluesky Very close rat.

Little babies learning to climb.

The rare tri-lick.