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swampbrat.bsky.social
game dev, wastoid
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amab presenting nipples

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Lets change it so we only have two states. one with all the people I like and one with all the people i don't like. What if this doesnt fix all our problems? then i would simply say: "oops!"

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

me: I think we work so well together because you're a really good listener Malenia, Blade of Miquella: I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. me: so anyway after that, I went to Burger King and if you can believe it they got my order wrong again

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

gamers im not saying i need it but why have I never been hit on in the trashy local gay bar

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i love women so much

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

pivoting to coffin

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i got a PhD in having Balls

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

in heaven the only question they ask is if you watched any politically savvy childrens cartoons

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

huge civil rights WIN: He/Theys will now get their own prison. take that trump!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

losing your mind in a zoom meeting is not optional actually

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

monumentally important announcement: women are now shopping at stores

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

you ever had a blowjob from a girl with gingivitis before? do you want one :)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

if you needed to know yes i still look like this!!! just if you were wondering or confused or maybe have suffered memory loss

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

gaming..... For good

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

my toxic trait is that im going to kill you

submitted 270 days ago • 4 comments

if you needed to know yes i still look like this!!! just if you were wondering or confused or maybe have suffered memory loss

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

me, being very smart: Thinking of being egregious today

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i think they should change it so women cant die from smoking because its so hot

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

gamers will be like "theres too much politics in this video game waaaa" and then die from hand foot and mouth disease

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

have i ever influenced your thoughts or feelings. could you please eat these shards of glass for me

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

im hot enough now that were i charged in a high profile murder case most people would be on my side and i could easily pivot after to being a successful podcaster/author

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i cut your brakes because i love you and i want you to die and i wish you just understood that

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

would you still love me if god was a worm

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

i live on your stairs now. you cant use them and if you try ill bite you. please tell me when dinner is ready

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

these bitches have no problem getting new pronouns. but they cant even get a job!!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

my injection site wound makes me look like a man :(

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

the cool thing about having my brain is that i assume everyone hates me and everyone is in love with me at the same time and i think that maybe its the coolest kind of person you can be.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Desire // C's Ware // PC-98

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

no im not into "orgasm denial". they are real i have seen them and experienced them and its disgusting to suggest otherwise

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment