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swampcrohn.bsky.social
🔞 || author & writer of multiple mediums || narrative designer, pixel artist, & developer for Miller Games an unstoppable force and immovable object fighting on a slip'n slide || shitting for the future || she/her
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Yesterday my husband told me I type like a keyboard killed my father and I haven't stopped thinking about it since

What I wouldn’t give for my cats to stop annoying the absolute piss out of me twice a day whenever it’s within two hours of their meal times 😭

Eternally flipping between trying to work on creative projects, needing to make money, and wanting to play Elden Ring for the umpteenth time In other news, my latest character is named Aubrey Plaza and she’s a witch who will become Ronnie’s consort (If you saw the typoed first try, no you didn’t)

ADHD is so fun because sometimes when you’re hungry and you actually manage to will yourself into standing up, you take a piss, pet the cats, hang up the hoodie on the back of your chair, and unplug your laptop then sit back down to work, only to realize you forgot to get a snack 🙃

Dropped my husband off at the airport this morning so now my cats won’t leave me alone

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

Yesterday I finally started a new chapter! I wrote a fresh scene that wasn't just editing old stuff for the book I've been working on for the first time in MONTHS and it felt SO good 🥰

Finally backed up my computer for the first time in over three months so, you know, I'm killin' it over here

Update: it’s been a week and I’m still doing art practice! Absolutely the longest I’ve ever stuck with it so far, good job me

No headline or story conveys the horror & the implications of what our own government is doing to a fellow Georgian family better than this illustration by @anntelnaes.bsky.social

GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...

I feel like life is really hard right now for a lot of people for a lot of different reasons. I'm no expert, but this is how I'm trying to keep my chin up 💙 mhmiller.bearblog.dev/staying-sane...

I have decided to learn how to enjoy the process of making art vs only caring about it if my finished art blows my fucking socks off from the start. Hopefully this time I’ll actually stick with it and practice long enough to get better 🤞🏼

Caught mid lick

I was afraid ADHD meds would “dull my sparkle” but they sure didn’t stop me from singing a Christmas song in bed at 11:00 PM then cry laughing for a minute straight

It finally happened! I remembered that I have a blog again for the first time in a month 🫠 mhmiller.bearblog.dev/adhd-and-me-...

Hello I have been quiet because I changed the dose on my meds so I have been occupying the liminal space between having a functioning brain and not

Oops just wrote the entire outline of another sex scene at midnight on a work night 🤪

Why does he have to do this when I’m trying to work on my book 😭 gd he’s so cute but I can’t use my laptop when he’s like this

tired: “live laugh love” inspired:

Little Man Demands Big Cuddles

“Recently deputized” means “frustrated gym bros who wanna carry guns and boss people around.” It’s always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and it’s gonna get people killed.

he’s right and he’s right to say it

I was the sound designer for this documentary. please support Break the Game in anyway you can. it’s genuinely the most important piece of work I’ve been involved in.

Sick of seeing arguments about the inefficacy of collectively turning off the money faucet to someone who has personally funded global efforts to strip away the already-precarious rights and safety of trans folks. If you want to live that life, do it away from me and stop wasting time equivocating.

Waking up like

God DAMN muscle memory’s a bitch when you’re trying to relearn a thing you already know how to do

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

Can someone just make a healthy cigarette already!? I don’t even care if it tastes bad, it looks so COOL

In another episode of the ADHD chronicles, I managed to run 3 errands, make the bed, put away clean laundry, and let myself chill outside for a breath of fresh air for five minutes all with enough time to be 3 minutes EARLY to pick my husband up from their appointment So yeah, I’m cured now actually

the fact of the matter is some people do not want to see black people in media and we all need to ignore them and continue to make black art because at the end of the day, they were never going to buy or support it either way.

Sometimes an apple toaster strudel just HITS tho

writers artists 🤝 AHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

If I don’t ever admit to the sneaky shit I do, I don’t ever have to worry about finding out I’m not actually all that sneaky

For anyone who was wanting to keep up with my mental health journey, a second blog post has documented the progress 😊 mhmiller.bearblog.dev/adhd-and-me-...

Live now!!! twitch.tv/magmacranes

Are you a fan of progress updates on books that are almost exclusively a metaphor for creativity? Boy, do I have blog post tailor made for you! mhmiller.bearblog.dev/observation-2/

He’s so cuddly in the morning 🥹💙

I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

There’s NOTHING better than the first deep sniff of a freshly opened bag of Sponge Crunch 🤤

Do you ever just… not wanna?

Man, leave it to my Crohn’s to make me have to emergency shit mid sex scene in my book 🙄 smh

who up fucking farting

You ever just write a fuckin’ NASTY sex scene in your notes app at 1 AM because you can’t sleep? No, just me? 🥲