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I’m like if a person foaming at the mouth was chill

the year is 2006 , Oblivion has just been released , economic collapse is imminent . the year is 2025 , Oblivion has just been released , economic collapse is imminent .

today is a GOOD DAY crying screaming throwing up that we get an immediate release, downloading literally as i’m typing this lol

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure waiting for this to drop

Stop giving your kids iPads and give them a Nintendo ds like god intended

so i was traveling for work this week and brought some crochet projects to work on in my downtime. i forgot my bag at home though, so i made a make-shift one to get me through the week! big enough to fit a small notebook and my wallet and keys. hell yeah. ✨ innovation✨

i’m so conflicted, do i play bg3 since patch 8 dropped or do i wait for the oblivion remaster to potentially drop next week? 😫 either one will consume my life for the foreseeable future

we need a fan art artist appreciation day. maybe even a whole month. fan art-ists, ilysm, thank you for the good you bring into this god forsaken world 🫡

I will never get over Dragon Age. On my deathbed I’ll be talking about Dragon Age

when i was growing up i learned how to do makeup from youtube videos but i feel like i need a refresher from some trans girlies bc they always look FLAWLESS like damn gimme your SECRETS

anyone else get overstimulated at craft stores or am i the only one suffering for art over here?

When you've been playing other games for a while

psa: if you suspect you have tmj or another jaw issue, get! it! checked! don’t be like me and need the facial equivalent of a knee replacement at 28 god damn years old 🥲 my jaw is so messed up its literally giving me neck scoliosis?? its so exhausting maintaining this flesh vessel 😫

i am and always will be a professional hater of lawns

the entirety of my of my adult life has been gradually coming to accept that there are no adults. nobody knows what they’re doing. nobody can explain their decisions or behavior with anything that even remotely resembles good sense. that everybody is struggling but not everybody is trying.

I don't think we talk enough about the effect of art on us. I can see one drawing I really really like and I'll be happy for the rest of the day I'm not exaggerating. Your art makes someone feel that way. Your art makes someone happy. Your art helps someone get through the day.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it. Read books. Form your own opinions. LEARN THINGS. READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

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This applies to pretty much everything in life!

i’ll never forget you sparkly ps2 memory card

This may fix me

I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance right??

The only reason I’d probably get a switch 2 at launch. Just being honest.

i thought it was so neat that nintendo gamified a tutorial for the switch 2 until i realized that you have to PAY $20 for a TUTORIAL

how we all look hoping a new animal crossing would’ve been shown

so hyped for the switch 2 direct this morning ahhh! trying to go in with an open mind and just be happy with whatever we get! i gotta believe there’s gonna be some good surprises.

YES PLEASE 😭😭😭

If I found my old high school CD case… i was such an insufferable quirky emo alt indie kid lmao i love lil me ❤️ -Evanescence -Three Days Grace -Breaking Benjamin -Linkin Park -HIM -Gorillaz -Lady Gaga -Never Shout Never -He is We -Chase Coy -Foster the People -Matt & Kim -The Civil Wars -Deathcab

how’s everyone doin? what are you playing currently? or reading? or enjoying? idk lets catch up! I am: playing: outer worlds reading: a garden against time enjoying: cutting up magazines for collages i’ll probably never make but the act of cutting them all out is oddly soothing

vicar max is quickly becoming my favorite companion in outer worlds so far lmao. “Can I call you Vicky?” “Absolutely fucking not.” we love a questionably corrupt preacher man

had an MRI done for the first time today not my favorite experience, tbh 😬 especially as someone who has a sound sensitivity. it was so louuuud. they gave me earplugs but they didn’t do shit 🥲 but i got myself Caribbean food afterwards as a treat for doing something i needed but didnt want to do!