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Swerving in like an ancient bomber plane, occasionally spewing out shitposts in succession. My goggles are in place and I'm the cream of the crop
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Do you think its more likely he cheaped out on the badges or that whoever made them saw them and intentionally fucked it up?

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

You ever get annoyed at your spouse because their stupid nerd shit is on your timeline instead of your stupid nerd shit?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

During a discussion about smoothie chemistry, I looked into whether bananas react with anything chemically. I found a long detailed explanation of why and how. It has one comment:

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Balls will never be pretty. They will always be kinda silly at best.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's been pretty low energy this time around. Sure he's shaking the global economy and alliances like a kid trying to figure out what his Xmas presents are, but where are the Scaramucci's? Where's the sharpie? Sad.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is the magical time of year where I remember my father's funeral. It was over Holy Week, and no one noticed that they'd set up the coffin right under the big banner of calvary that read 'HE IS ALIVE' until about 5 min after it started.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We make magic happen every single day. #WorldBollardAssociation

submitted 44 days ago • 33 comments

Guys will tell you they know a color then take you to a darkened room, make you bite down on a bar, and shine a laser in your eyes so it only stimulates M cones.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

by god they went and yassified the spriggans

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's weird watching liberals continue to point out hypocrisy on the right. It's like they're touching an unplugged stove in the middle of a field repeatedly expecting it to be hot. It's as dumb as 'stove hot keep touching' but like a mirror universe version and everyone has a goatee.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Politics is a cabal of demi-liches, convince me otherwise.jpeg

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I open my mouth like a screeching hawk, as the pain in your ears subsides you hear what sounds like a badly upscaled midi file of Vivaldi's Spring played at twice the volume of what your phone is normally capable of

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Don't let the 100% expected treatment of American citizens headline put you off, there's some absolutely hilarious Trump voter schadenfreude in here. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

So I've been thinking a lot about the Oracle at Delphi lately, and how it worked. An oracle would go back into the depths of the cave, get all fucked up on fumes and laurel smoke, babble, and then the priest would tell you what she said. Weird how it keeps popping up.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments