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World’s Saddest Optimist, He/Him Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year
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My intrusive thoughts are unionizing.

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

to be a log, in the woods

I wish I liked myself more and wasn’t so fragile

There aren’t enough puppets on television anymore

Welcome to bluesky

It IS better if you finish that project But it's great if you create at all Sometimes you must push yourself if you want to get it done But sometimes forcing it will just overexert and exhaust you If it doesn't need to be done now Then come back tomorrow If it keeps you creating Open a new canvas

In hindsight, Dwayne Johnson going "I refuse to be on screen with Zachary Levi" is a lot more understandable.

I should probably try to do something creative so I don’t go crazy again

fish attack go

In Riverdale there’s a scene where Cheryl Blossom stops a gang war by riding up on a horse, shooting someone with a bow and air, and declaring that she is a lesbian.

Kanyes dead to us. You’ll have to stan a DIFFERENT chicago-based gemini musician who dropped out of college & has one dead parent & a bear fursona. Oh waitttt a secondddddd leftatlondon.com

THE CHIEFS CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

Every hour of the day I read the news and mutter THE ARISTOCRATS to myself as I slowly go insane

wizard interview

I hope that you are a disaster. I'm sorry, but I do. I hope that you are thunder and lightning. I hope you are a forest fire, I hope you kill the dead wood and burn off the rotting leaves. With the canopy gone, the sun can get in. You need new growth. I hope you're terrible and broken and perfect.

Listening and judging and plotting vengeance.

The groundhog predicted a thousand years of darkness

How do I deal with "the horrors?" I enter a hyperbolic time chamber of willful stupidity for most of the day. It may be cowardly but at least it also makes me unproductive.

Inside you there are two wolves. No, not wolves. Lungs. Inside you there are two lungs. Sorry, always get those mixed up.

"Get over here!" -Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're stressing out about tomorrow, there are now over 400 local immigration groups listed on this spreadsheet across all 50 states, DC and Puerto Rico - take a minute, find one near you, and commit to spending an hour volunteering with them.

Is he, you know. A friend of Breloom?

My life is a Murr punishment