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Martha Stewart Presents the Jaclyn Smith collection by Kathy Ireland

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I don't want AI. I want a microwave that never beeps

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You become middle-aged the moment you learn how many cats and dogs they went through to make Milo and Otis.

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So I said, “Ps ps ps.”

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Quote post a movie you were looking forward to, but turned out to be a HUGE disappointment. I cheated and went with 3 that came out last summer. Dud, dud, dud.

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The condescending text messages have returned

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Behold the best film synopsis ever written

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The Pure Moods CD was $17.99 plus $4.95 shipping and handling when it came out in 1994. This is equivalent to $48,920,000 today.

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Spider baby, please slip an egg sac under the tree

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W W MonstroElisasue D

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I read 54 (?!) books in 2024 and these were my favorite new works: Glorious Exploits - Ferdia Lennon The Heart in Winter - Kevin Berry Beautyland - Marie Helene Bertino James - Percival Everett All Fours - Miranda July Small Rain - Garth Greenwell Headshot - Rita Bullwinkel

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I will never get over Belle saying OOH MY FAVORITE about a book she then feeds pages of to a sheep while singing about how her neighbors suck

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I get so weekend Denise I can hardly speak

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your god can’t save you now

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In 2016 some news show in Toledo Ohio put this on the air, when they put an actual pig tongue into a child’s mannequin head and stuck it to a pole full of dry ice. You can hear my friend’s cat in the background and then me losing my shit because it’s so funny

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This is the only monarchy I fuck with

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We don’t talk enough about the golden girls episode where Dorothy’s face got stuck in full goon

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My cats when food dish is empty

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DOCTOR: You’re dangerously overweight. ME: [smoking a cigarette through a cheeseburger] Thank you

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