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swans.bsky.social
Artist, writer, software person, and brain injury recoverer. (not me in picture)
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My trivia team name this week or next shall be "Ambiguous Emoji." Fun to say, gets the face moving.

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Is emoji already a plural? I have never thought about this, since it's an adopted word. I'd love to find out a single emoji is actually an emojum like a datum, @susiedent.com

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Baby, your body mystifies me. Especially your squeaky sinuses. How does that even work, your face sounds like a rocking chair.

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"I've dislocated my ribeye, Brian. It's very serious."

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The word for this is "coup."

submitted 22 days ago • 159 comments

WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt. We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered. Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.

submitted 21 days ago • 136 comments

Autumnal Sunrise in the Dolomites ☀️ #landscape #nature #sunrise #photography #dolomites

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

Oh my god. We can't even Cassandra fast enough.

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Regardless of your immigration status in the U.S., you have guaranteed rights under the Constitution. Know your rights and assert them. Independientemente de su estatus migratorio en los Estados Unidos, usted tiene derechos garantizados por la Constitución. Conozca sus derechos y hágalos valer.

submitted 33 days ago • 79 comments

John Gruber highlights how Siri with Apple Intelligence can’t answer straightforward questions that Google, ChatGPT or old Siri can. It correctly identified only 20 out of 58 Super Bowl winners when asked, a 66% failure rate. Apple’s actually made Siri worse by adding AI which is an incredible feat

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

People in Miami are almost exclusively wearing black, with some white and beige if they're feeling spicy. I did not get that memo

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Even the REI sales dude called this bougie sunscreen. Legit never been called that, I went up a few social classes apparently

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Drinking leftover champagne from the bottle cause I already washed the glass. I'm sloppy yet classy

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Give me the patience of a dog waiting for me to share some string cheese. 🙏

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I'm dangerously close to becoming a serious artist. I quit my comfortable job in software development two years ago and am riding the edge of madness, having looked into the sun, the "void," and learned too much about quantum physics. It's gotten so serious, I could write an artist statement

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I hate to break it to you, but your beard makes you look old. Maybe that's fine with you, just wanted to clue you in if you didn't know

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I got Cyberpunk 2077 and so far it feels like work. I miss Saint's Row

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Periodic table colored by lickability. 😛

submitted 63 days ago • 82 comments

Trying to deserve such unconditional love.

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Northern lights in California Silhouette #photography

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Making jokes about your pap smear is a great way to get a crowd of students forming to participate in it. I'm an unusually good-natured patient so doctors often bring their students/residents in. I'll probably never stop making jokes in awkward situations. Bring errybody to the smear, get in there

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