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I legit don't think people in Ontario even know what voting is

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If you can vote in Ontario and don't then unfollow me please It's a painless thing to do. any I'd with your face and address works Please go vote

This. Thread.

Took a year but are we all good on whether Scottie is a point guard or not?

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Brandon Ingram so damn filthy Bro has every midrange move its remarkable Also has the Dirk pump fake and readjust down perfect

Olynyk retired last summer lmao he barely played for Canada either Masai gave him a sweetheart deal to do his thing and get salary matched Bruce Brown is my enemy and may that cowboy hat never cross my eyes again

Raptors now go into next year potentially with Core: Scottie Ingram Quickley Available for Upgrades Barrett Poeltl Gradey Jakobe Depth Ochai 2025 1st Mogbo Shead Battle Maybe Boucher Mitchell

Ingram trade is dope I'm a fan Masai effectively took a gap year on the Pascal and OG trades to reset the Raptors young player pipeline Instead of 2 older wings around Scottie he now has 2 younger wings and a PG a year of salary relief in not paying Pascal max and still gets a 25 Lotto pick

If the Democratic party just chose not being pro-genocide they would have won an election and stopped Trump No matter what a smug liberal tells you remember their leaders chose Trump over stopping genocide Doing Genocide was more important than stopping Trump

A Democratic Party willing to shift even slightly away from Biden’s unconditional support for Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza is a Democratic Party that would’ve beaten Trump in November. That’s it, straight up! All this back and forth is just cope in the face of that obvious fact

To be clear, Palestinians have resisted American funded & Israeli operated ethnic cleansing since 1948. Trump is just the latest of a long line of monsters, he’s just the dumbest & says the quiet part out loud. But make no mistake: Palestine will be free from the river to the sea.

Trump is also going full South African apartheid, ranting and peddling right-wing conspiracies about the government seizing farms from "white people" and threatening to "act" but cutting all funding from the US.

Giving Doug Ford credit for cancelling the Starlink contract is like when the BlogTO writer said she felt bad for him when he was pretending to cry during COVID

My personal theory is that Nico Harrison is just a .assiv Zach Lowe stan and wanted to do something shocking enough to bring him back out of the shadows

What the actual fuck is this

Rumour has it Mark Cuban is at David Stern's grave asking him to veto the trade

Legit just saw a commercial for Anthony Davis’s “I love pranking people” commercial for his all star special

I’ve been covering the NBA for 37 years. Almost nothing that happens - deals, free agent signings, draft choices, coach hiring/firings - rises to the level of, as the great Ben Bradlee used to call them, “Holy S—t” stories. You just used to crazy. This is a “Holy S—t” trade.

I'm on the case guys

Raptors fans we JAKin on that BBQ DICK tn?

The Raptors are 4.5 games back of the play in tournament!!!!

When the Raptors fuck around this summer and move the 7th Pick and Jak tp land Myles Turner

With the Sixers about to beat the Bulls The Raptors are now 5.5 games out of the 10th seed 👀👀👀👀

The fact that this graphic has been on screen the entire time too is the most ridiculous thing to me. The Cavs may as well have a graphic on screen stating "God we think you guys are stupid."

The Raptors have won 5 of 6 for the first time since late in the 2022-23 season.

PLAY IN TIME

JAKOB POELTL #NBAVOTE

mentally checked out tbh

The ADL to Elon:

what do you do

Spent the last 30 mins learning how to pronounce Xiaohongshu so I can impress my new friends

Raptors primed to make their run! After last night's "Statement Win" over the legendary Steph Curry they are only 9.5 games back of a play in spot!! 👀👀👀👀

Chris Boucher Sur Tous

NBA CHAMPION CHRIS BOUCHER

6ROAT Chris Boucher

Boucher dropping 10 points in 3 minutes! He’s no dummy - trade deadline’s coming and he’s putting on a show. Well played, Chris! Showcase that talent!