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Senator Mark Kelly, a steel-nerved combat pilot and Navy captain, soared through hellfire skies, putting his life on the line for the nation. EloNazi Dork, a gazillionaire villain wannabe, schemes to dismantle the VA like a sci-fi dictator, ranted “traitor” at Kelly. Atrocious and disgusting.

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🚨 SANITY CHECK: Trump just called himself a political prisoner, blamed Biden for his own tariffs, and tried to sell Bible NFTs in the same speech. 💀 At this point, I’m convinced he thinks he’s running for King of Narnia. Someone reboot his brain if there is any #TrumpRecession #BiglyUnhinged

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Trump Recession

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Pump and Dump is the last resort. Cancel swasticars

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Finally escaped X, where Orange Pig Tariffs™ tank the economy & SwastiCar Fascist Musk is busy paywalling free speech. 💀 Just trying to find my Democrat friends here. if you're out there, give me a boost so we can keep roasting these clowns together. 🔥 #TrumpRecession #BoostMe #NaziElon

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📢 App Version 1.99 is rolling out now (1/5) With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control. • 3 minute videos! • A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users • Mute accounts more quickly

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Breaking: MAGA rebrands to 'Swasticar & New Nazi Inc.' for 'historical vibes.' New slogan: 'Make America Heil Again.' Orange Pig says: 'I have the best heil, folks, nobody heils better than me.' Comedy’s back—sieg ya later!

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A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events: Fuck fascists Fuck -phobes Fuck wealthy sociopaths Fuck immigrant-haters Fuck sexists Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico Fuck vaccine deniers Fuck this administration Etc, etc

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Scientists confirm that FElon Dusk is just a Reddit comment with $200B. Dude went from "I'm building the future!" to "What if I charge people for things that used to be free?" 💀 Next up: Tesla now ships with wheels sold separately. #MuskedUp #PayToExist #Innovation

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The economy's tanked, thanks to the Orange Pig Tariffs™. Historians will dub this the Trump Recession, but MAGA calls it "winning". Enjoy your $99 Trump NFTs—they're the only things booming now. ​ #TrumpRecession #SwastiCars

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🚨 BREAKING: The economy is in shambles, due to Orange Pig Tariffs™ 🐷💰 Turns out, when you let a swasticar-driving, bankrupt casino owner make economic policies, you don’t exactly get a booming economy, you get a recession 📉 Ah yes, The Trump MAGA Recession #SwastiCars #OrangePigTariffs

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One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ? They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses. That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue. The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff

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