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On My Way To The Nationz Capitol Building For The Inaugartion! In Case Something Goes Awry ("Awesome + Alright"), I Am Brought Out In Place Of The President Elect <3 Every 75 Years, A Citizen Is Selected Through Lottery. This Is A LIFETIME Committment, So I Am Taking This Very Seriousely💟 #USA

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I Never Turn The Lights On When I Use The Bathroom. I'm Trying To Set A World Record For 'Mostest Mold In Bathroom!"! It Only Grows Where No Light Is Present Of Course 😋 All Of My Other Senses Become Immediately Hightened Once I Enter A Space Of Darkness Because Of How Regularly I Do This.

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I'm Working Overtime To Create Icy Conditions On All Roads Right Now! This Will Then Prompt The Officials And State Authoritys To Apply SALT, Which I Enjoy Eating Off The Road, 😋💖

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I'm Thinking Of Inventing A New Car. With Your Self Within, It Will Detonate😍 With The Power Of Ummm Eight Billillion Tons Of Pure FORCE I Am Taking Offers Immediately! U$D And $HAWK Accepted<3

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New Year , New Me! I've Already Begun Auctioning Off My Lovely Familey's Belongings Every Time They Make Eyecontakten (A Concept I'm Workshopping Lately) With My Self At ANY Point! I After All Need Tons Of New Space FOR The Fortunes I Will Soon Inherit This Year

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Going So Mentally Satisfactory Right Now <3 I Just Break Checked A Nine Teen Wheeler On The Freeway, Specifically The I-95, Which Finally Caused The People Around Me To Notice My Plight And Circumstances. I Feel Seen, Heard.

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*I’m Giving Up . Drinking Yntil Christmas ! Woops ! Excuse a lady for a taipo or two 🤣🤣

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I’m Giving Up Drinking Until Christmas

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I Tried To Steel Many Items From A Store Just Now Recently. But⸻And This Is Where It Get's A Little Graphic⸻I Was Told I Couldn't Do That. I Think I Understand Exactly How Brian Thompson Feels. 💔 The Similarities To Our Both Situations Are Clearly There To Anyone Willing To Notice!

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Matt Gaetz Decided To Remove His Name From Consideration Because He Heard About Me. I’ve Entered Negotiations Alongside My MANY Advisors In Regards To This Position Which I Am Being So Considered For! This Happens A LOT…

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Playing A Game Right Now❤️It’s Called How Many Times Can I Get Away With Making False 911 (Not Too Dissimilar From 9/11 Actually!) Calls Against My Neighbors Who I Really Don’t Like!

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Whenever I Recieve A Credit Card Bill In The Mail , I IMMEDIATELY Cancel It. This Means I Don’t Have To Pay It! I Believe That This Is What Cancel Culture Entails

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It`s Snowing! Which Means It’s Time For Me To Hibernate😴I Will However Stay Online Every Second And Also Post Many Times. I`m Committed To Building My Empire, Name, And Brand, So Quite Frankley There Is Just No Time To Even Think About Anything Else!

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Sooo Here’s The Sitch, Which Is Short For Situation : I Need Eight Hundred Billion Trillion Million Dollars ASAP! Once I Recieve It, I Will Immediately Convert It To Euros And Then Back To Dollars. It Will Solve So Many Economic Problems. All Of The Data Is On My Side Here, After All❤️

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Sooo I've Been On Geo🌎🌏🌍Guesser For The Last Twenty-Four-7. I Am Currently Vying For A Position In The Upcoming Presidental Cabinate, So This Is An Absolute MUST! Once I Become So So Cualified, I Am Pretty Sure They Will Make Me President Instead

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This Is Known To Happen Around My House Too. After Useing One Of Anything, I Throw It Out Of The Window🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍🔬💟🤤♥️!... The Resulting Unification Of Materials, Chemicals Results In A Combination That Is So So Very!

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Seeing This Every Where Right Now on BlueSky! So; Here's What I Love: - Drinking SOON♥️ - Sleeping Eight 100 Hours A Day<3 - Credit CARDS - - My Mostly Bisexual Neighbor - Myself - Me - I -The Singles Reality Franchise (2023-present) 😍 - unEmployment Let's Talk?

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This Election, I Would Say, Determines The President. I Know, I Know, It's A Little Out There To Suggest This. There Are SO Many Decades Of Dogma And umm Statistics That This Flies Right In The Face Of! 😨 I'm Prepared To Become A Victim Of Cancel Culture Due To My Belief Of This

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B.T..W. Just A Heads Up, I Am Getting Involved. The Number Three Is My Favorite, So It Guides Many Of My Decisions On Very Important Matters Naturally!

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Status Up Date, My Fantastique Husband, Who Is Away On A Trip Of Business, Has Just Sent Me The Most Thoughtfull Gift! A RS-28 Sarmat Just Arrived At My Location Via The Open Window That i Had Instituted On This Lovely Day Of Temperature And Good Whether💟💟💟💟💟💟💟

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I'm Basically Perfect. It's True! I'm Thinking About Writing Songs And Music About This, In Addition To The Light Novel Series Currently In Production. My Detractors Say It's All Ghostwritten, But I Was Barred From Communicating With The Deceased After What Happened In Two Thousand And One. Ugh🙄

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Huge News : I Just Voted Today :). I`m So Happy To Participate In Making My Voice Heard! However, Once, I Was Unable To Vote, So To Make Sure My Vote Was Counted, I Would Yell My Selection At The Start Of Every Hour. We Have Thin Walls You See, So The World Took Note Still #YannyVsLaurel #IHearYanny

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Just Left My First Court Date! I'm Currently Barred From Up Grading My iPhone, Due To The Sheer Amount Of Technological Apptitude ( Which Personally Is What I Call It, Due To The Involvement Of Apps), And I'm So Upset! I Just Unearthed An Ancient Siberian Supervirus Due To My Sheer Frustration.Sry!

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Happy Halloween! I Just Handed Out Many Treats To Children Who Live In The General Area 🎃I Spray Painted Each And Every Piece Of Candy To Make It More COlorfull. It Adds Such A Unique Flavor And The Parents Are Knocking On My Door,Demanding To Know More!

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Selfiee! I Asked My Beautiful Husband To Snap This Moment In Time Before I Got So So Contemplative About How I Personally Could Have Stopped 9/11. It Would Have Involved A Large Amount Of Call Center Employees, Dialing In To The Phones Of Al Qaeda. Phones Ringing Off The Hook, They Would Have Missed

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I Put The I In Idea! This Is Because I Just Haved One :) Soo The World Is Kinduh Experiencing A Negativity Crysis :( They Even Had To Respell "Crisis" So As To Adapt It For These Crazyy Times! I Propose As Follows :"Breaking News"? Too Negative... "Fixing News"? Promotes Positivity, Rebirth Of Faith

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My Head Has Been Leaking Many Fluids Still Unknown To Science😨If This Keeps Up For Another 13 Years, I MIGHT Have To Make A Google Search About This! I Feel Like That’s A Very Drastic Step, So I`m Being Very So Cautious Right Now

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Just Getting Ahead Of This, But You Might See Some Information Come Out About My Friendship With Queen Elizabeth 2. We Just Didn’t Feel That The World Was Ready To Learn About It. But I Thought That The World Could Use A Morale Boost, So I Called CNN, Etc.📰

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