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He/Him/They | Retro Game Reviewer & Streamer | 1/2 of the Twitch & Youtube gaming duo Sweaty Cowch. All opinions are my own, but the jokes probably aren't. YT @SweatyCowch. Twitch sweaty_cowch Sun, Wed, Thu 7-9 Pacific
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Hangin with my Demon bestie in Phasmophobia.

\m/ My childhood never sounded so delightfully crunchy

I just finished recording the script for a review of Cold Winter. Who else has played this exclusive PlayStation 2 FPS? RenderWare's Karma Physics engine was a big focus that Game Director Julian Widdows hoped would "lower the barrier of entry" for new FPS players. web.archive.org/web/20240817...

My ADHD brain trying to decide which task is going to get done today.

New video is up! Noah and I have live streamed a lot of games in the past 3 years. Here are seven we recommend you play. most are co-op and can be played over network using an emulator. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASW8...

Samanosuke makes a dramatic entrance in Onimusha Warlords

Doom! 32x, PS1, Xbox (via Doom3), Xbox Live Arcade, PSN, GOG, and... limited run so I could have a box on a shelf. 😞

My shrine grows with the latest Captain America collectables from Regal. There wasnt room for the popcorn bucket but the lid sits nicely behind the Avengers game statue.

Eepy cat alert! Her name is Meatball.

Just finished Batman Arkham Origins Blackgate for a second time. First was on the Vita and I think I prefer the larger TV screen for this one.

First game beaten on stream in 2025 is Gears Of War! 18 years after my first playthrough I remembered the abrupt ending but had forgotten the hard as nails Act 3.

Got my PS3 setup with a 1 terabyte drive, which is the safe limit. Some of these games are massive. GOW Ascension is 44gb! Why? Gonna need an external drive to hold all 60.

Our viewers voted and starting tonight at 7pm Pacific, we're playing through the 8 and 16 bit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles games. twitch.tv/sweaty_cowch

"no one comes to the Father but through Me." Means we all gotta fight Jesus to get into heaven. A lot of people don't realize, over the last half century he became a weeb. So you better start learning Japanese if you wanna understand his pre-fight monologue.

BBG VIDEO IN TWO WEEKS!

After a 14 month hiatus I've gotten another review out the door. Cold Fear on the OG Xbox is not without problems, but it deserves better recognition than "poor man's RE 4". Worth playing for the technical achievements alone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-1e...

The "digging" of Red Faction is a clever addition of geometry. An even more clever and childish Noah learned to bypass the "no dig" volume and sculpt what he calls "The Sky Dick". We tried connecting 2 ends of this multiplayer map but hit maybe a polygon limit.

My friend did not hear the ghost cumming during Phasmophobia last night. (bottom right picture)

Good god this track! 🎧🙌 youtu.be/P8a_a4_shAc?...

Ready to spend my evening like its 1998. MediEvil and Crash cassettes purchased from @mmrycrd.online. The other 3 are from TapeHeadCity. Player is from Neon City Records. Looks stylish as hell but I don't recommend it. If you got a player recommendation, let me know!

The F**K are you trying to say, Spotify!!!?

Okay, 4 hours of my Saturday is enough. PSVR2 is not going to work on a windows laptop since it forces ALL displays to use onboard graphics. I can force software to use the Nvidia gpu, but not the hardware.

Whoa! The sole reason I got a cassette player for my birthday has Crash, Parasite Eve, Vib Ribbon, and MediEvil on their store right now. Get you some!

I've never finished Ghost of Tsushima because for every 1 hour of gameplay I spend 2 hours taking pictures

When I've misplaced my wallet, again, and my wife says she can find it in 30 seconds. 30 minutes later...

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Nintendo not talking about the Switch 2.

I'm dominating my cousin at Half-Life PVP on the PS2. He gets so mad he shatters the controller on the hard floor. We laugh at the absurdity of how mad he just got. I realize,"Hey, that's my controller you broke!" We start laughing even harder and then play another game. One of my fondest memories.

Scarface: The World is Yours asks "What if Tony Montana survived the assault on his mansion?" I answer, he'd have to get a job. www.twitch.tv/videos/23491...