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swede-transvestite.bsky.social
Bit Weird. A tad sweary. Geeky undertones. Sarcastic. Dark humoured. Brexshit and Tory hating lefty. Rescuer of dogs. Alt goth kid. AuDHD
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Since gaining bionic woman status last month, I am now unable to get into Sainsbury’s as their automatic gates refuse to open for me. I had no choice but to set the alarms off as I forced my way through them much to the filthy looks of the security guard…

They’re getting better 😂

If only…

Fucking gert storm currently ensuing, 70mph winds, vile outside this year decides she’s gonna sit outside. Seconds earlier she’d been led on her back rain bathing #basshole

Tasty bit of local vandalism 😂

FINALLY!

It’s only when Black Friday approaches that I realise how many twatty companies have my email address and I’m hitting unsubscribe like a fucking kango

Thank you to Scotland for cheering me up with their appropriately named ‘Road gritters’ tracker. Genius.

The @Norrislab at MUSC unveiled their genetic finding in June 2024 behind some #hEDS patients: a Kallikrein gene. (Not a collegen defect!) Still needs peer review, but it may explain some comorbidities too: buff.ly/4cj40El #EDS #HSD #MCAS #Genetics #NEISvoid #Zebras

Why does no one tell you about the post general anaesthetic tearfulness. Ugly sobbing like I’m watching a stand up to cancer/children in need story but for NO fucking reason. 4th one in 4 months. Time for a well deserved break from it now until next year. #hEDS #pcs #ncs #vascularcompressions

The fact that Jeremy Clarkson, Nigel Farage and Claire Fox have involved themselves with the farmers’ protests should tell us everything we need to know. And I say that as a farmer’s grandson.

When your dog is adorable, you need to share it with the world…

See you’ve met my…

How’d you do I?