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DOGE doesn't think America can afford providing telehealth for seniors, jobs for veterans, or Medicaid and Medicare. We can't afford writing that Social Security check. Yet, somehow we can give Musk $400 MILLION for militarized Cybertrucks. Flaming douche mobiles simply MUST litter the battlefield.

submitted 2 hours ago • 16 comments

For the record, I am also willing to show up to CPAC high as balls and wave around a chainsaw on stage while screaming unhinged nonsense at dipshits.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. Hate to piss on your parade, but no American tax payer is going to receive a single fucking cent from DOGE. 20% of Fuck All amounts to Jack Shit. Takes anyone just a few minutes to check DOGE's receipts and realize they've found no fraud and saved nada.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. Hate to piss on your parade, but no American tax payer is going to receive a single fucking cent from DOGE. 20% of Fuck All amounts to Jack Shit. Takes anyone just a few minutes to check DOGE's receipts and realize they've found no fraud and saved nada.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The United States has never been more isolated and vulnerable to a massive systematic foreign attack. Every move the Trump Administration makes either erodes critical government functions or irreversibly pisses off allies strong enough to lend assistance when shit hits the fan.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

We aren't witnessing the American Empire rise. We're watching its sad, belligerent, gluttonous, bloody melodramatic suicidal swan dive. A death spiral. A sad time to be an American, but I won't abandon loyalty to THE MOTHERFUCKING CONSTITUTION. No gods, no masters, no rotting orange disasters.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

America has more blood and shit stains smeared on its legacy than Trump's pair of Depends after a brutal Big Mac binge, but brazenly betraying Ukraine will absolutely have to be some of the most fucking grotesque. Blaming Zelenskyy for the war is a MAJOR brainless, ballless cuck move.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I had two flights within a week, round trip to Florida and back to NC. I'm glad I didn't die in a crash, but you damn well know I caught some nasty ass flu like shit. Over it now though. Rested and recovered. LET THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED LINGUISTIC FUCKERY RESUME.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Musk has had a gazillion kids and not a single one came from raw dogging a woman. All IVF. I genuinely doubt he has the physical ability to penetrate and reach ejaculation. Fucker's mating ritual is just him naked skipping like a dipshit giggling while a machine milks his nub.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

The courts seem to be holding for now, but who the fuck knows how much longer that even matters. We're still likely a few months away from finding out how many American soldiers feel comfortable illegally firing on American citizens at the orders of a rogue commander-in-chief.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Let's be fucking real, people. Musk's kid isn't old enough to form his own opinions of people. That little ghoulish nepo nightmare simply treated Trump with the same disdain and sense of ownership he sees his dad convey towards him regularly. America is being held hostage.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Another prophetic take from @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social that's aged awfully well. Schumer's accomplice to this dissolution of our Republic: no opposition detected

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

At a certain point, it's natural to just stop giving a fuck. You become dazed, dizzy, numb and dejected. That's the goal of dipshits. A blitzkrieg of batshit crazy. A shock-and-awe of what-the-fuck. Here's to another day of breaking the trance and fighting through the fuckery.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

As the head of the Kennedy Center, Trump will push performance arts to new heights. You'll see Kid Rock and the Crotch Critters. Ted Nugent and the Fuck Ferrets. Melania shooting ping pong balls from her pussy. Kimberley Guilfoyle swallowing swords and devouring humans whole with her vaginal teeth.

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

So fucking supernaturally creepy and idiotic that Musk groomed a group of teenage boys to commit treason and break into the U.S. Treasury like it were a video game. These little dipshits are young enough to face crippling future consequences. No compassion. No forgiveness.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

The moment one man is elevated above the law, the entire legal system is rendered a farce designed to turn the poor into prey. The real criminals are the press & pundits hyping up this technofascist coup, the GOP politicians signing America's writ of execution. Corporate America for funding it all.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, a judge just put a chastity belt on DOGE's little hate hardon to stop its ratfucking America. But, the damage is done. America's core systems have been compromised by Musk's groomed squad of teen crypto bro gooners. They have what they need. America is already under siege.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, a judge just put a chastity belt on DOGE's little hate hardon to stop its ratfucking America. But, the damage is done. America's core systems have been compromised by Musk's groomed squad of teen crypto bro gooners. They have what they need. America is already under siege.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My flight made it safely to Florida. Risking life and limb for love. So far, the air seems similarly breathable and I've yet to encounter any cracked out White dudes raw dogging alligators. I'm moving stealthily undercover. No sign any rabid Jesus witches are tailing me yet. More updates soon.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! Not even two weeks into his new term and Trump has America locked in a new war in the Middle East. America owns the Gaza strip now. That means billions spent & American soldiers getting blown up by Islamists YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR. Bibi hustled Trump.

submitted 18 days ago • 14 comments

And just like that, Trump has America involved in another forever war in the Middle East. I guess America officially "owns" the Gaza strip now. Which means American troops fighting Hamas and ethnically cleansing Palestinians. Pretty sure Kamala wasn't gonna do that.

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Neither Canada or Mexico gave a single inch or did anything not already agreed to under Biden. They called Trump's bluff and smacked around his bitch tits. Roughed him up like the proper cracked out Oompa Loompa whore he is. He pissed himself & folded. America looks like a joke.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK. America is actively being couped by unelected billionaires, the economy is imploding, and CNN is legit doing an entire fucking segment on the "mystery of a baby shark born in a female only tank." It's all officially become state media.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

We may well be looking at a situation where the entire globe sanctions America and fights it like a pariah state. Canada, Mexico, Europe, China -- all united against a belligerent American technofascist state drunk on power and stumbling towards self-destruction.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

I'm giving up on any politician and journalist who does not raise absolute fucking hell over Musk actively performing a coup on the United States government over the weekend. His parasites are burrowed into the beating heart of our government. This is going to get ugly quick.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Good morning. Enjoy it, as who the fuck knows how many more we got left. The United States government is actively being couped by the richest man in the world. Not a single network is acknowledging this reality. It's going to be a historically ugly week. Have a nice day.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

It's become crystal clear that the trade war shit show was meant to distract from the fact Musk couped the fucking government over the weekend. Him and his groomed group of teenage dipshits have the power to cripple America at will. A crisis situation. America is under attack.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Yet another example that proves Evangelicals never read their 2000 year old book they claim to “love” This reminds me of the christofascist MAGA in 2016 who told me “Trump is our King David” then got angry when I asked her if she knew how his story ended. 😆🙄😒

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

"Will there be pain? Yes." Trump doesn't even pretend to give a fuck about crushing his voters anymore. He doesn't need them. He expects Americans to suffer, sacrifice and die at the altar of his insatiable greed and megalomania. Wars, pestilence, a great depression are all on his agenda.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

WELCOME TO TRUMP'S AMERICA. A shithole country where planes fall from the sky like giant fucking fireballs. Another plane goes down in Philadelphia. America burns under Trump's watch while he and a cabal of his billionaire buddies rape and rob it blind.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

Another plane crashes down in Philadelphia. I guess this is Trump's new normal. We go from zero in years and years to multiple in just a few days. I've got a flight in exactly a week, so I suppose now is the time to get my affairs in order. The sad reality of a shithole country.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

WELCOME TO TRUMP'S AMERICA. A shithole country where planes fall from the sky like giant fucking fireballs. Another plane goes down in Philadelphia. America burns under Trump's watch while he and a cabal of his billionaire buddies rape and rob it blind.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

Yes, Trump and Musk killed over 60 people with their power tripping malignant idiocy. But, plane crashes are only the beginning. Next, it's rat shit in your cereal, poison in the air, disease in your food. All safeguards against corporate incompetence and greed will be destroyed.

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

Yes, Trump and Musk killed over 60 people with their power tripping malignant idiocy. But, plane crashes are only the beginning. Next, it's rat shit in your cereal, poison in the air, disease in your food. All safeguards against corporate incompetence and greed will be destroyed.

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

At least in modern times, The United States has never been weaker and more vulnerable to attack than it is right now under Donald Trump's leadership. Republicans are parasites that only know how to exploit and destroy. They have no interest in governing, resulting in death and chaos.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Donald Trump murdered over 60 Americans with his grotesque and grossly negligent policies. He's rabidly gutted air craft controllers and safety personnel since taking office. Now, he's scapegoating DEI and disabled people without a single shred of fucking evidence. Despicable.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

ICE is populated by predators. Psychos and sex pests. Many ICE agents joined just to indulge their sadism and sick impulses. A country cannot be great if its teachers have to go to work terrified their students will be ripped out of the classroom by ghouls with guns and badges.

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Only psychopathic human sewage is capable of waking up, kissing their family goodbye, and then going off to work knowing they'll be decimating some kids life by ripping them out of school and deporting their parents. No decent human could make a living this way.

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. No, there wasn't some "technical difficulty" with the Medicaid portal. It was intentional fuckery. Trump shoved hordes of Christofascist rats & roaches down the throat of the federal government. They are eating it alive from the inside out just as Project 2025 intended.

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Framing and narrative is everything and @aoc.bsky.social understands the assignment.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

History shows there's nothing more dangerous than a starving and sick population. Social conditioning quickly erodes, leaving only primal raw survival instincts. The Trump admin is intentionally triggering this unrest. Their pretext for declaring Martial Law. Playing with fire.

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

History shows there's nothing more dangerous than a starving and sick population. Social conditioning quickly erodes, leaving only primal raw survival instincts. The Trump admin is intentionally triggering this unrest. Their pretext for declaring Martial Law. Playing with fire.

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

What the fuck is this shit. We've just witnessed one clusterfuck and Constitutional crisis after another. And yet, the best Democratic leaders have is meaningless religious verbal vomit like "God is still on the throne?" We don't need God. Fuck him. We need a vicious opposition party.

submitted 25 days ago • 21 comments

Eggs up. Gas up. Canada about to cut off heat to Northern states and cause millions of American men to suffer from the horrors of Winter Penis syndrome. Not even to mention a big tech blood bath in the markets. Not quite what I'd call "a week of winning."

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

It's hard for me to truly articulate the hilarity of a tiny $5 million Chinese startup annihilating Silicon Valley's dominance over AI. That (fake) $500 billion investment Trump and his tech bros just bragged about a few days ago is looking real fucking stupid right now.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

If you're gonna call out this monstrous criminal administration, please take precautions. Random people just like you all over the country are being targeted right now. They will use "a threat to Trump" as a pretext to detain you and search your shit. Prepare. Learn your legal rights & never waiver.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

This is fucking grotesque. Right now, Trump's Gestapo goons are arresting random people who wished ill will towards Trump online. Not direct threats, just ill wishes. MASSIVE 1st Amendment violations are happening. A FIVE ALARM FUCKING FIRE.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments