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I love that a politician can say something like “I believe mice naturally spawn out of grain” and the news will now just treat that as a legitimate line of thought

this is the fucking problem. when ice goons are disappearing people under a democrat administration, you fuckers stay at brunch instead of doing this

everyone, please watch the worst movie you've ever seen on tubi today. it's what my dad would have wanted for some reason.

Democratic Party leadership when a democrat likes a capitalist state and with a side of welfare and has the word “social” somewhere in their name

one thing the leaders of the so called institutional "opposition to fascism" are sure of is that no one should ever fight back

"pro-vaccine groups" NYT editors are the fucking enemy

That's it. We have now crossed the line, the point of no return, the Rubicon. We're talking at least thirty hours of speech-making, followed by a rigorous book tour. The moment demands nothing less.

I have a lot of things to say about this but they're best expressed by the following: lol. Also, potentially, lmao.

Imagine thinking these aren't the same people.

It's been really demoralizng how much the press mindlessly repeats the lie that the National Guard was sent to quell violence. It was sent to start violence. People know this, so just say it.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about

Someone should go full Gallagher on Charlie Kirk's big ol' fuckin melon.

“This could poll well with midterm swing voters in Ohio” I remark sagely as I watch a fourth grader get bundled into an unmarked van at recess by armed and masked agents of the state.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them

on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.

Alex Jones spent the last 30 years being like "MARTIAL LAW IS COMIN BECAUSE THE DEEP STATE JADE HELM ILLUMINATIIII" and now it's here and his place could not be more in favor of it.

Mark Cuban and people like Mark Cuban are the exclusive audience for Megan McCardle articles

Right now, Muslims in Gaza are supposed to be celebrating Eid al-Adha. Instead of feasting, they are starving. Instead of gathering with their loved ones, they are burying their children. Netanyahu and the IDF can end this misery ANY time by agreeing to a ceasefire and allowing aid into Gaza.

When the communication is phallocentric vs gynocentric >>>>>>

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Yglesias insisting for years that progressivism is politically toxic and then suggesting Dems team up with an extremely unpopular pseudo-Nazi is a good window into the reality of “popularism”

"little Elon has too many kids, he calls them things like 192.168.1.1, they're saying he calls another "admin password"

We made this episode public so everyone could hear us live-react to the White House's berserk conspiracy website www.whitehouse.gov/lab-leak-tru...

Democratic politicians are embracing the Taco horseshit because it doesn’t cost them anything and they’re desperate to change the subject from their absolute refusal to actually fight or risk anything. After all these years I’m begging people to just see these things for what they are.

bodybuilders who use anabolic steroids are trans. EVIDENCE: - frequently they are called unnatural freaks - they are subject to much mockery and scorn - many of them are stealth to avoid social shunning - they love hormones - they feel solidarity with each other - they have gay sex i rest my case.

63% of American adults had unfavorable views of Martin Luther King Jr in August 1966, per Gallup surveys 46% of Mississippi GOP voters said interracial marriage should be illegal in a 2011 PPP poll to push w/e is popular instead of trying to popularize justice is to admit you lack moral leadership

They're literally doing the meme

JESUS: Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? LONGINUS: grok, is this true? GROK: Regarding "white genocide" in South Africa, some claim it's real, citing farm attacks and "Kill the Boer" as evidence, However,

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

Unfortunately this is not possible. All fiction must be based on existing IP’s

oh my fucking god

Imagine instead of posting this dumb ass take Schumer had drowned himself in a toilet. Just imagine 🥹

people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.

>be apple >promise apple AI will change everything >increase base laptop memory to 16 GB for AI >turn off all the apple AI because it sucks >win

they're doing snake handling. they know the dangers exist, and they like to feel like god's chosen when the dangers happen not to affect them. that's also why you would go swimming in shit water and get real close to animal carcasses. sort of playing chicken with common sense as a show of faith

Son of Sam Altman

it means he is to the right of george w and wants to be president more than prince liked eating pussy