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sweetonme.bsky.social

don't be fucking gross • I laugh at myself • https://linktr.ee/_notthatsweet_

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ever wonder how different your life would be if you didn’t do that one thing.

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

I want to be with someone who is excited about me

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

happy pie for breakfast day!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I just came to the realization that I really only care about Thanksgiving leftovers. The actual holiday meal is solely a vehicle to get me there.

submitted 87 days ago • 57 comments

quick question. how do you stop isolating when people are just awful?

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

i’m bringing jeggings back (yeah) them other hard pants don’t know how to act (yeah) I think it’s special to have a big back (yeah)

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

submitted 95 days ago • 97 comments

don’t forget kids to leave your turkey carcass and a glass of gravy out for Mariah Carey tonight

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

i’m bringing jeggings back (yeah) them other hard pants don’t know how to act (yeah) I think it’s special to have a big back (yeah)

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

every time I try regular nail polish I fuck it up within 10 mins just by existing

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Forgot people can remove their post if you quote it here. i wasn’t trolling but are we all going to really calling posts “skeets” here??? 👀😵 just making sure?😂

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

They could literally rape and murder someone right next to a MAGA cult member and they won’t care. That why it’s a cult.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Idk why I’m supposed to act like I’m okay when it feels like my uterus is trying to dig its way out of me like a rabid alien every month

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

submitted 96 days ago • 246 comments

I'm literally one cabinet pick away from my goal weight.

submitted 96 days ago • 49 comments

I wish self esteem grew on trees like fig newtons and cash monies.

submitted 95 days ago • 5 comments

If I unfollow you after you follow me it’s because I didn’t realize I was already following you so then I’ll have to follow you again. I’m not weird

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

Sure cats are cute and cuddly but they'd cheerfully stab you and burn your house down if they had thumbs

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

The worst thing about a new site is the feeling of being painfully uncool all over again

submitted 96 days ago • 41 comments

submitted 96 days ago • 53 comments

As it turns out, touching someone "tenderly" has nothing to do with chicken fingers, and now I'm alone again

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

Coincidence? I think not.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users

submitted 97 days ago • 609 comments

ME: oh you can call anyone daddy these days. guy, girl, genderless, it all works DENTIST: ok but I’m asking you specifically to not call me that

submitted 96 days ago • 35 comments

FYI, you can remove your post from a troll quoting you. Here’s how.

submitted 97 days ago • 305 comments

the algorithm reminds me of early #twitter 🥹🥹

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

[Calling a guy for the 1st time] Him: Hello Me: Helloooooo!!! in Mrs. Doubtfire's voice panics, hangs up

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

nothing in my search history indicates that I need to buy a man’s rubber torso, temu?!?

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Welcome to the Derp State.

submitted 98 days ago • 1975 comments