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“Miss Crabtree, take a letter. ‘Dear Sirs: meow.’” #Catsky

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“What are your plans this evening?” I’m going to dissociate from the horrors of the news enough to watch Cannonball Run and then wonder why there’s still no way to keep ice cream cold and hot fudge sauce hot so they don’t turn into a bowl of cold brown cream.

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It’s a good day to be Canadian.

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To leave a message, press 1. To dream the impossible dream, press 2. For regicide, press 3. To report a natural gas leak, press 4. To report someone sitting up to their waist in gravy, press 5. To hear this message again in yelling, press 0 to speak to an operator.

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I’m so tired I can only speak in clicks and whistles.

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This week’s comic haul: Let This One be a Devil #1 (Tynion IV/Foxe), Conan #18 (Jim/Brine), Alien Paradiso #3 (Foxe/Salazar/Nguyen)

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Me cruising Starter Packs

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Every year around this time I desperately wish I could remove just one layer of clothing.

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A timely reminder from STP. #Discworld

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Nightmare was a blast. The first 55 minutes were silly fun and the last 5 were intense and frantic. I hope the guy playing the Gatekeeper went on to a fruitful career in horror.

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(Pink Panther theme song) Dead X, Dead X, Dead X dead X dead X dead X dead X, Hahahahaha

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I spent a week researching, selecting, and setting up orders with independent online retailers to replace my Amazon subscriptions. So far two of my online orders arrived from Amazon. Feck’s sake.

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My new ringtone.

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Congratulations to David Jonnson for winning a BAFTA. Can’t wait to see more of him in the next Alien movie.

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My stages of hunger 5:45pm: I ate hours ago but still feel like I just swallowed a barbell 5:47pm: I guess I could eat a few bites 5:50pm: I have to eat half a loaf of bread while carrying my dinner plate to the table

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McDonalds can shove it for their ad that normalises eating their food in enclosed public spaces.

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Kid crush, go.

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I wish Adrien Brody only made movies ending in “-ist” and that he was in a movie called Predatorists about a heroin-addicted Yautja who played the piano.

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I can’t be the only person to think “Ladbrokes” is a hilarious name for a gambling den.

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Now watching: Black Samson (1974). It’s not a great movie but it features one of the longest cars ever to exist and ends with hundreds of everyday folks ganging up on a racist, sexist psychopath. So there’s that.

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Now watching Three the Hard Way (1974). It’s got cheese and sleaze but it’s a joy seeing these three legends together.

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