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swervo.bsky.social
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Oh good, @nbcla.com is also running the dystopian Kristi Noem ad that looks like it came out of...well...every single story that's warned us about authoritarian dystopia. Local news orgs - if you want people to keep watching, maybe don't run ads threatening people. This doesn't seem hard.

If you ever wanted a 1990s smooth jazz album that is literally just wolves howling along to a saxophone for one hour, one minute, and 27 seconds, boy do I have an album for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfb...

Fuck everyone who ever voted for, apologized for, or supported this guy in any way.

Hi, @abc7.bsky.social . I usually watch your newscast in the afternoons, but after watching you air an advertisement where Kristi Noem tells people that she will find and deport people, I think I'll find another channel. Thanks.

NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating

I'm a knife, knifing around. Cut cut cutcutcutcutcut cut.

When George Lowe said "NOBODY CARES, MOBY" in 1998, he spoke for an entire nation

Earlier today the LA Times had AI-generated counterpoints to a column from @gustavoarellano.bsky.social. His piece argued that Anaheim, the city he grew up in, should not forget its KKK past. The AI "well, actually"-ed the KKK. It has since been taken off the piece. www.latimes.com/california/s...

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

After Trump’s shithole comment, Conan deliberately diverted his travel show to highlight the beauty of Haiti. The result was genuine, funny, and some of the most moving television I’ve seen in a while.

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

Whatever you think about Ukraine and Russia, you have to admit that Zelensky's refusal to fellate Trump and Vance on tv was a major diplomatic failure.

There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵

A fun fact about vitamin A supplementation is it can kill you

If you’re an authoritarian leader of a country anywhere in the world, and you just watched the oval office meeting between Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy — how are you not thinking, “Seems like a good time for a military incursion into some disputed territories.”

I am always grateful for this theme, thesis, etc.

Remember how Top Gun taught us that we could defend against Russia with cool planes and it turns out they could trick us into electing a useful idiot who will willingly give up the country?

When you're suddenly desperate to convince people it's a good thing you drove the economy into recession.

I don’t know if it’s possible to quantify how much global influence and power this administration has willfully squandered in the past four weeks. It is a national security disaster.

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

Tragic incident today: the pot and kettle have exploded.

The end of fact checking is going great over there I guess.

Funny he won't be able to charge it at work anymore.

You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

My latest newsletter from Katy Yarovslavsky bragged about finding overtime pay in the budget for the LAPD, but every time I ask for a crosswalk I'm told there's no money for it.

I've long been a fan of Karen Bass and it's crazy watching her go from a good mayor to an absolute shit show, firing the lafd chief.and now praising Trump.

I miss her so much.

This is 100% right. @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social is a person who just makes the entire world a better place.

I know I've mocked @hbomax.bsky.social numerous times, but it's insane to me that they're on like their 4th iteration of their own app and it's still an absolute shitshow.

In a part of my life that's been pretty shit, @michaelianblack.bsky.social and "Have I Got News For You" brings me so much joy right now. I'm grateful it's there.

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

I've been thinking a lot lately about how so many of the biggest charlatans of our era can be traced back to Oprah.

If you’re going to force me to look at Nazi salutes by using them as the images for the articles you publish, have the fucking decency to call it what it is. Provocative gesture? Literally what the fuck is wrong with you.

There is no clearer example of @kenwhite.bsky.social's Rule of Goats than these motherfuckers. I'm fairly certain they're sincere in their Nazi ideology, but even if they're just "triggering the libs" they're still goat-fucking Nazis.

Musk censoring pushback against his policies so fiercely you would think it was a former partner asking him to do Dad stuff

Didja think it might be important that all the other FBI directors have been conservative? Is that an important point? Might that be worth mentioning?

I wonder if it’s nicer working at Tesla now that Musk is never around anymore

Oh good, another "I stand up for the vulnerable right up until it might hurt me politically" democrat. Just what we need, more spineless dipshits.

Watching the opening round of F1 in 2006, and hearing Brundle saying something like "well, that's what you expect out of Massa" after watching his lock up the rears and nearly clobber Alonso. Ahh, memories.

I know tobacco advertising is bad and Flavio Briatore is a big dumb animal, but I really miss the Mild Seven Renault F1 cars.

hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

This is the Playwrights’ Center, which first brought me out from NY to Minneapolis on a writing fellowship. It was where I taught, learned, developed work and had a great time for years. I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!

A fun thing about bad @mst3kofficial.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com movies is sometimes you don't know which one will break someone. A friend of ours really enjoyed Manos but refuses to ever see "Dancin' It's On" ever again.

I would argue that anyone who is incapable of honestly answering “how many children do you have?” is not overly transparent.