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ฮฑฮทฮทฮฑ. 28. multi-fandom. pathological people pleaser. tortured poet. no body, no crime stan. breathe with the switchblade. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ—ก๏ธโœจ t.s. x1
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This new girl at work is making me lose my patience. I told her four different times to take an order out and she ignored me and does her own thing. When I try to stir her in the right direction with simple instructions, she continues to ignore me and confuse herself and get the orders wrong.

I just wanna skip summer and go straight to fall. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽƒ

bsky crashing for that long was like so rude can we not do that again?

Chiefs drafted a tackle, at least. At least, there's a possibility Mahomes won't be sacked a million times this upcoming season.

Omg, BlueSky is back? I have missed you all! โค๏ธ

โ”โ”“ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒย  in โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒย  this โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒย  house โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–”ย ย  we are โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  celebratingย ย ย ย ย ย  #1YearOfTSTTPD โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–• Happy birthday TTPD ๐Ÿค

This Sparkly Princess ๐Ÿ‘ธโœจโญ๏ธ

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE? WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

'CAUSE I'M A REAL TOUGH KID. I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT. THEY SAID "BABE, YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT" AND I DID. LIGHTS, CAMERA, BITCH SMILE, EVEN WHEN YOU WANT TO DIE. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

SO I LEAP FROM THE GALLOWS. AND I LEVITATE DOWN YOUR STREET. CRASH THE PARTY LIKE A RECORD SCRATCH. AS I SCREAM: "WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?" ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

WHAT IF HE'S WRITTEN 'MINE' ON MY UPPER THIGH? ONLY IN MY MIND? ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

FLORIDA!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!! IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

NOW, PRETTY BABY, I'M RUNNING BACK HOME TO YOU. FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER. I KNOW WHO MY FIRST CALL WILL BE TOO. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

I'M HAVING HIS BABY. NO, I'M NOT. BUT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

AND, I'M PISSED OFF YOU LET ME GIVE YOU ALL THAT YOUTH FOR FREE. FOR SO LONG, LONDON. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

NOW, I'M DOWN BAD CRYING AT THE GYM. EVERYTHING COMES OUT TEENAGE PETULANCE. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

YOU LEFT YOUR TYPEWRITER AT MY APARTMENT. STRAIGHT FROM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. I THINK SOME THINGS I NEVER SAY. LIKE "WHO USES TYPEWRITERS ANYWAY?" ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

Happy Birthday to The Tortured Poets Department. You became one of the biggest gains of my entire life. ๐Ÿค

I FEEL SO HIGH SCHOOL. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

MY BELOVED GHOST AND ME SITTING IN A TREE D-Y-I-N-G ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

Listening to TTPD on my way home after working a graveyard shift. Love it. ๐Ÿค

Good for them. Let them enjoy each other without having to worry about the media and everyone else pinpointing everything about them.

AHHH IT CAME!!!! โญ๏ธ๐Ÿ’›

6.0 earthquake in California. Went to grab my dogs and went under a table. ๐Ÿ˜ข

Waiting for my Fearless TV cardigan like:

happpyyyyy four years of fearless TV ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ

new cardigan + evermore long pond sessions on evermoreโ€™s 5th bday ๐Ÿ˜€