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swilly.bsky.social
Husband, dog father, artist, comedy writer, Lego and YT addict
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Ah yes, when you put a guy in charge whose only skillset is marketing and selling a big empty box and to a population raised to think that’s really cool, you end up getting exactly what you bought.

Painting over the core values at the FBI.

how it started at USAID > how it's going

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.” Send him to the fucking Hague

These DOGE guys' phone numbers & addresses are easy to find, in case anyone wants to file a FOIA request for all their communications (including those on any personal devices used to conduct government business), or serve them with evidence preservation demand letters in anticipation of litigation

Some sketchy sketchies I’ve done. #redsonja #samus #wonderwoman

People who believe the only way God can let people into heaven is by putting a version of himself in a teenage virgin and having that human version killed 33 years later so he can rise from the dead and promise he’ll return at some point to bring the kingdom of God to Earth: I CAN’T CALL HIM A SHE!

Undecided voters not beating the "dumbest motherfuckers alive" allegations www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Bowser watching the security footage of Mario falling into lava and wasting his life counter go from 1 to 0. “Pfft, that guy just mama’d his last mia.”

Ian Fleming was an actual adult man who wrote a book with a character unironically named Pussy Galore

Coolcoolcoolcoolcool

Guess what childhood film I watched today?

Did audiences lose their goddamn mind the first time someone decided to put the credits at the end?

#samus #metroid #samusaran

This is my “explain the internet in two pictures.”

Me, waiting for my medal after being half-asleep and finally grabbing the end of the toilet paper after trying to find it for two minutes straight while never looking away from my phone