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swissarmywife.bsky.social
God’s favorite little guitar band Portland, OR
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Seattle did you know we are coming to hangout with you Friday with @foxcult.bsky.social and @pastelfaces.bsky.social ?

band photos r hard

Can’t wait to see all the rural hospitals shutting down because of Medicaid cuts turn into Spirit Halloweens this October.

Love you Portland.

Feels like 2025 is gonna be the next 2014 for emo music.

Swissy: 4 AWA: 0 😇😇😇

Swissy: 3 AWA: 0 🤭💅

saw Swiss Army Wife last night 👍 @swissarmywife.bsky.social

pokemon tcg match tally: AWA vs Swissy (as represented by Ellie) Swissy: 1 AWA: 0

Sorry we forgot to post about emo music today, we were holding hands with a cat and watching FARGO with @arentweamphibians.bsky.social and @lelechopper.bsky.social Please come to the show with Oolong tomorrow 🥹

i finally figured out whether or not they're amphibians

i told @arentweamphibians.bsky.social that i was gonna make them dinner after their long drive to portland, and sent them this pic, but i'm gonna eat it all before they get here :)

how many times can i force aren't we amphibians to listen to Didn't It Rain by Songs: Ohio this tour?

bad news, @arentweamphibians.bsky.social kidnapped ellie and they're forcing us to play this show or they're gonna throw her in the kitten annihilator and they said if you specifically don't show up they're still gonna do it

ellie (left) any other member of the band (right)

i have been locked in on this since day 1 and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

swiss army wife lp2 dates scheduled :)

2025 is the year that i turn the rest of the band into cat girls

sneaking into kade's house and tuning their guitar to open D so we can truly ascend into Swiss Army Goddess

Real emo only consists of the DC emotional hardcore scene and this photo of my partner and I dressing like we did in high school.

Ellie is a pokemon girlie, while I (Kade) am a Magic the Gathering girlie and it’s tearing the band apart

Might have fucked around and solidified the track list for LP2..

Does anyone offer guitar lessons for how to hold on to your instrument in the pit?

PNW needs more emo bands.

this song just re-inserted my slipped disc