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swoletergeist.bsky.social
biology teacher, former critter drawer, he/him
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probably feels good as fuckkkkkk to be a lizard basking on a rock

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

not to straight up quote my damn self but I told a student today "in this classroom, our waifus' clothing stays on" and that's what real pedagogy is

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry to post like this, but times are big hard right now for your pal Marcy "Bones" Jones. Please pop over to ko-fi and toss a coin into my proverbial hat if you wanna help me out! ko-fi.com/marcybones

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

oh sorry sir i didn't see you there. and your little penis

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

student came to my room today, told me he had a present for me, then handed me a color photocopy of his middle finger

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

very very afraid creature

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

every day it's some new shit with these two freaks

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

hello little red thang. please don't die

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

reminder that the timeless cultural touchstone "mata nui online game" is archived and playable at biomediaproject.com/bmp/play/web...

submitted 44 days ago • 7 comments

I go to group fitness classes at my local gym to discover new and exciting stiffnesses I never knew about before

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

critters of the cambrian #sciart

submitted 63 days ago • 4 comments

the mating behavior between our honey gouramis is SO funny. he keeps rotating to give her the fullest view of his sexy pose and she just doesn't care

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.

submitted 66 days ago • 52 comments

damn people weren't kidding about balatro

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

i'm a dickhead now (to the i'm a big kid now melody)

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

potlucks drive me to self destructive behavior like julienning two pounds of scallions

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

meowth, my favorite musical artist

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

visited family and made some zosui last night!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

freddi fish ending explained

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

first student question of sex ed this year: if sex is so good, why isn't there sex 2?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

americas test kitchen killing it in the graphics department

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

polyhedral planetoids! I'm still really into the colors I had going on here #art

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

life cycle of a #spore creature

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

fun lesson I'm learning in my education career is that group projects are horrible for teachers too

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

happy whale falloween from the spooookiest deep sea ecosystem! #sciart

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

printer cables are always subjecting you to some kind of fucking trapezoid and I won't stand for it anymore

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

dude our fish exhibited mating behaviors for literally one day (embracing, bubble nesting) before giving up. is it because we were staring

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

where did my dad learn this phrase

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

getting my wisdom teeth removed at 28 today lets gooooooo

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

maybe god has an inordinate fondness for beetles, or maybe it's just good taste #sciart

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments