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There needs to be more people in wheelchairs in nerd media to give nerds in wheelchairs more characters to dress up as for Halloween. Representation is great but nerds crave characters to dress up as at Halloween.

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Lots of delays with my house move so lots of delays getting to the point I can publish The Pattern in My Chest in epub format (or work on my sci-fi.) For now it's up on my website swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... I'm thinking it might be worth putting it up chapter by chapter on AO3, though.

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It'd be pretty funny if Luigi was elected Pope.

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When I release the Light Avenue books in epub I'll include a bonus short story for those who bought them. Monday I came up with the short story for the second book. And, of course, I have a playlist for it! deezer.page.link/nWJ96VpCkP32... Read Book 1 on my site now! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

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When I release the Light Avenue books in epub I'll include a bonus short story for those who bought them. Monday I came up with the short story for the second book. And, of course, I have a playlist for it! deezer.page.link/nWJ96VpCkP32... Read Book 1 on my site now! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

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Tony goes to Lads Night In. Tony is forced to put on a dress. Tony has "fun." That's the end of the story, right? Right..? Wrong! Tony made new friends who want to help him be Toni. Who want to help her — Toni — be who she is; happy and living her life! The complete Book 1 out now! swollebooks.eu

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TVs are bullshit. And smart TVs are especially bullshit!

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Tony goes to Lads Night In. Tony is forced to put on a dress. Tony has "fun." That's the end of the story, right? Right..? Wrong! Tony made new friends who want to help him be Toni. Who want to help her — Toni — be who she is; happy and living her life! The complete Book 1 out now! swollebooks.eu

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It's 1am, I've slept all day, what else is there?

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Oh look! It's the final chapters of The Pattern in My Chest that have just been released! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... It's Toni's first week as Toni! All documented, almost every moment of it loved! I wonder what she ends her week with..?

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Gonna be farting around all day today waiting for deliveries in the new place so if my brain isn't mush I'll read into my sci-fi novel with an eye towards editing.

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Reading books is bad and boring compared to writing books.

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Our new girl Toni gets a new male suitor — someone she's never met before — and being smooth and suave she's brought him with her while she buys... BB Cream? The final chapters of The Pattern in My Chest are out now featuring this handsome new man! Complete book here: swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

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Me Well rested — After a good sleep: There are so many things I want to do! The possibilities and my willpower are boundless! Me Tired, exhausted at the end of most days: The world is a butte. All I want is coffee and cigarettes. Go away! Well rested me thinks tired me is a "Cranky B****!"

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Our new girl Toni gets a new male suitor — someone she's never met before — and being smooth and suave she's brought him with her while she buys... BB Cream? The final chapters of The Pattern in My Chest are out now featuring this handsome new man! Complete book here: swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

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I'm really proud of this hotel level of mine from a game. Probably one of the best designed things I've made in it so far. It's my silly little daily check-in game that I keep in the background when I'm on my computer spinning slot machines to earn points to build casinos/hotels. Completely free.

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I feel there was a problem—certainly when I was a teen—where trans media mostly set out outrageous situations/outright magic to "solve" the trans question. No issue with those stories or creators but if it's all there is it creates a problem where not-out trans people see magic as the only solution

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Our lovely bar manager — Steph — knows there's no point in asking someone a question unless you're willing to give them a proper response — which is exactly what she offers to Toni... Just drag a guy into the bathroom! The last chapters of The Pattern in My Chest!!! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

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Our lovely bar manager — Steph — knows there's no point in asking someone a question unless you're willing to give them a proper response — which is exactly what she offers to Toni... Just drag a guy into the bathroom! The last chapters of The Pattern in My Chest!!! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

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The Pattern in My Chest is now complete and available to read on my site. swollebooks.eu Dealing with Toni's first week as a girl after a "steamy" event at Lads Night In reveals some truths. Truths Toni then gets love and support over — the happy dream with an unusual (or stereotypical) beginning.

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The Pattern in My Chest is now complete and available to read on my site. swollebooks.eu Dealing with Toni's first week as a girl after a "steamy" event at Lads Night In reveals some truths. Truths Toni then gets love and support over — the happy dream with an unusual (or stereotypical) beginning.

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Oh look! It's the final chapters of The Pattern in My Chest that have just been released! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... It's Toni's first week as Toni! All documented, almost every moment of it loved! I wonder what she ends her week with..?

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A player after our last Vampire the Masquerade session 🥹 I may not have a huge amount of experience running RPGs but I feel my writing prose for a decade plus is paying off. The vamp was ghouling a mortal and the emotional beats obviously hit the player. 😭🧛💉

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Toni does the most dreaded, feared task of anyone who's set out upon a new trans life of fun and frolics... Chapters 27 and 28 of The Pattern in My Chest out now at swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

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SoundCloud is being a pain. I’m mad about stuff I can’t fix. It’s another week in the world. Wednesday I’ll be running tunes from my album and BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE NEWS some picks from my mixtape @ok-cheez.bsky.social was kind enough to drop(serious bangers in that bandcamp gogogooooo)

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Toni does the most dreaded, feared task of anyone who's set out upon a new trans life of fun and frolics... Chapters 27 and 28 of The Pattern in My Chest out now at swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

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It's worth saying, now, the dream of The Pattern in My Chest and Toni's story is very simply about what happens if a trans woman gets support. The support will never be perfect—it can't be—but people try as best they can. And there'll be other problems, of course, but help and support can be real!

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Toni's been living her new, improved life but it suddenly comes crashing down. She has to figure out why, right? That's all she can do? The Pattern in My Chest Chapters 27 and 28, the penultimate chapters in the book, available at swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

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Looked at the tickets for the local football team, new season, etc. Ridiculously expensive. It looks like it'll be just the women's games for me.

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New chapters of The Pattern in My Chest are now out! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... Chapters 27 and 28 see Toni having a little bit of a crisis about her situation but it's possible she's more willing to deal with this than when she was "Boy Tony." What's that about her fog lifting?‼️?

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Toni gets her date-night dress, from her time with Jess and Big-G, cleaned of 'stains' and the people in the laundrette have concerns, and prayers, for Toni's future. Chapters 25 and 26 available now! swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

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I read the thing about Leopards Eating Faces Party but when you said they'd eat my face I didn't think you meant my face.

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Me and a pal discussing him bailing on plans/apologies... 'It's no problem. Just if I ever say something cranky late at night please attribute it to me needing a sleep. I am toddler-coded' Maturity🤝

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Small victory — something I need that needs a big clean to get up to shape is beyond cleaning so it's only for the dump. Wahey! No cleaning! 😁 Big defeat — this means I have to spend money replacing it 😩

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I realise my site says the next chapters (the penultimate upload) of The Pattern in My Chest are coming on Tuesday and I said I'd upload them on Monday on here! They'll come Monday — the final chapters of this instalment will come Friday. You can catch up, ahead of the rush, now swollebooks.eu

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Questions That May Never Be Answered No. 16: How have I drunk so much knock-off 7up Zero Sugar? A mystery for the ages... 👽

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Toni gets her date-night dress, from her time with Jess and Big-G, cleaned of 'stains' and the people in the laundrette have concerns, and prayers, for Toni's future. Chapters 25 and 26 available now! swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

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I think I want another game to add to my one (1) daily time waster game already. The days of staying up all night playing games are departing me, I believe. Another silly lil' game I check in and can time waste with if I want might be cool.

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I love pistachios. I adore pistachios‼️ I love pistachios so much I was about to search "the most complete nut" last night until I remembered what the internet is like. 🍆🥜

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There's new chapters of Toni's story of sudden awakening (via steamy scenes with Jess and Big-G) and transition to girl coming on Monday! The final chapters, chapters 29 and 30, will be coming next Friday. Read up to chapter 26 right now on swollebooks.eu

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

What more confirmation does a trans woman need than going to an old haunt and them forcing her to eat one of the best burgers she's had, after she ignored their food menu while she was a dude? New chapters of The Pattern in My Chest out now! swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

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I like rocks. I do not like The Rock I do like the film The Rock This has been my presentation.

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If I had a magic ability I'd like to be able to magically fill my cup or glass with a drink without moving from where I am. Not even talking hacks like fill it with gold and diamonds, or even the degen route of fill it with beer or whiskey. Just have a nice glass of water appear for me.

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Perhaps my favourite chapters of The Pattern in My Chest... Toni deals with Steve, the friend who rejected her when she had her sudden transition-awakening. swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... Chapters 25 and 26 out now! Then only four more chapters to completion of the story!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps my favourite chapters of The Pattern in My Chest... Toni deals with Steve, the friend who rejected her when she had her sudden transition-awakening. swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... Chapters 25 and 26 out now! Then only four more chapters to completion of the story!

There needs to be more people in wheelchairs in nerd media to give nerds in wheelchairs more characters to dress up as for Halloween. Representation is great but nerds crave characters to dress up as at Halloween.

Lots of delays with my house move so lots of delays getting to the point I can publish The Pattern in My Chest in epub format (or work on my sci-fi.) For now it's up on my website swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... I'm thinking it might be worth putting it up chapter by chapter on AO3, though.

It'd be pretty funny if Luigi was elected Pope.

When I release the Light Avenue books in epub I'll include a bonus short story for those who bought them. Monday I came up with the short story for the second book. And, of course, I have a playlist for it! deezer.page.link/nWJ96VpCkP32... Read Book 1 on my site now! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

When I release the Light Avenue books in epub I'll include a bonus short story for those who bought them. Monday I came up with the short story for the second book. And, of course, I have a playlist for it! deezer.page.link/nWJ96VpCkP32... Read Book 1 on my site now! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue....

TVs are bullshit. And smart TVs are especially bullshit!

It's 1am, I've slept all day, what else is there?

Oh look! It's the final chapters of The Pattern in My Chest that have just been released! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... It's Toni's first week as Toni! All documented, almost every moment of it loved! I wonder what she ends her week with..?

Gonna be farting around all day today waiting for deliveries in the new place so if my brain isn't mush I'll read into my sci-fi novel with an eye towards editing.

Reading books is bad and boring compared to writing books.

Me Well rested — After a good sleep: There are so many things I want to do! The possibilities and my willpower are boundless! Me Tired, exhausted at the end of most days: The world is a butte. All I want is coffee and cigarettes. Go away! Well rested me thinks tired me is a "Cranky B****!"

I'm really proud of this hotel level of mine from a game. Probably one of the best designed things I've made in it so far. It's my silly little daily check-in game that I keep in the background when I'm on my computer spinning slot machines to earn points to build casinos/hotels. Completely free.

The Pattern in My Chest is now complete and available to read on my site. swollebooks.eu Dealing with Toni's first week as a girl after a "steamy" event at Lads Night In reveals some truths. Truths Toni then gets love and support over — the happy dream with an unusual (or stereotypical) beginning.

The Pattern in My Chest is now complete and available to read on my site. swollebooks.eu Dealing with Toni's first week as a girl after a "steamy" event at Lads Night In reveals some truths. Truths Toni then gets love and support over — the happy dream with an unusual (or stereotypical) beginning.

Oh look! It's the final chapters of The Pattern in My Chest that have just been released! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... It's Toni's first week as Toni! All documented, almost every moment of it loved! I wonder what she ends her week with..?

A player after our last Vampire the Masquerade session 🥹 I may not have a huge amount of experience running RPGs but I feel my writing prose for a decade plus is paying off. The vamp was ghouling a mortal and the emotional beats obviously hit the player. 😭🧛💉

Toni does the most dreaded, feared task of anyone who's set out upon a new trans life of fun and frolics... Chapters 27 and 28 of The Pattern in My Chest out now at swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

SoundCloud is being a pain. I’m mad about stuff I can’t fix. It’s another week in the world. Wednesday I’ll be running tunes from my album and BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE NEWS some picks from my mixtape @ok-cheez.bsky.social was kind enough to drop(serious bangers in that bandcamp gogogooooo)

Toni does the most dreaded, feared task of anyone who's set out upon a new trans life of fun and frolics... Chapters 27 and 28 of The Pattern in My Chest out now at swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

Toni's been living her new, improved life but it suddenly comes crashing down. She has to figure out why, right? That's all she can do? The Pattern in My Chest Chapters 27 and 28, the penultimate chapters in the book, available at swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

Looked at the tickets for the local football team, new season, etc. Ridiculously expensive. It looks like it'll be just the women's games for me.

New chapters of The Pattern in My Chest are now out! swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... Chapters 27 and 28 see Toni having a little bit of a crisis about her situation but it's possible she's more willing to deal with this than when she was "Boy Tony." What's that about her fog lifting?‼️?

Toni gets her date-night dress, from her time with Jess and Big-G, cleaned of 'stains' and the people in the laundrette have concerns, and prayers, for Toni's future. Chapters 25 and 26 available now! swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

I read the thing about Leopards Eating Faces Party but when you said they'd eat my face I didn't think you meant my face.

Me and a pal discussing him bailing on plans/apologies... 'It's no problem. Just if I ever say something cranky late at night please attribute it to me needing a sleep. I am toddler-coded' Maturity🤝

Small victory — something I need that needs a big clean to get up to shape is beyond cleaning so it's only for the dump. Wahey! No cleaning! 😁 Big defeat — this means I have to spend money replacing it 😩

I realise my site says the next chapters (the penultimate upload) of The Pattern in My Chest are coming on Tuesday and I said I'd upload them on Monday on here! They'll come Monday — the final chapters of this instalment will come Friday. You can catch up, ahead of the rush, now swollebooks.eu

Questions That May Never Be Answered No. 16: How have I drunk so much knock-off 7up Zero Sugar? A mystery for the ages... 👽

Toni gets her date-night dress, from her time with Jess and Big-G, cleaned of 'stains' and the people in the laundrette have concerns, and prayers, for Toni's future. Chapters 25 and 26 available now! swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

I think I want another game to add to my one (1) daily time waster game already. The days of staying up all night playing games are departing me, I believe. Another silly lil' game I check in and can time waste with if I want might be cool.

I love pistachios. I adore pistachios‼️ I love pistachios so much I was about to search "the most complete nut" last night until I remembered what the internet is like. 🍆🥜

There's new chapters of Toni's story of sudden awakening (via steamy scenes with Jess and Big-G) and transition to girl coming on Monday! The final chapters, chapters 29 and 30, will be coming next Friday. Read up to chapter 26 right now on swollebooks.eu

What more confirmation does a trans woman need than going to an old haunt and them forcing her to eat one of the best burgers she's had, after she ignored their food menu while she was a dude? New chapters of The Pattern in My Chest out now! swollebooks.eu/patternchest...

I like rocks. I do not like The Rock I do like the film The Rock This has been my presentation.

If I had a magic ability I'd like to be able to magically fill my cup or glass with a drink without moving from where I am. Not even talking hacks like fill it with gold and diamonds, or even the degen route of fill it with beer or whiskey. Just have a nice glass of water appear for me.

Perhaps my favourite chapters of The Pattern in My Chest... Toni deals with Steve, the friend who rejected her when she had her sudden transition-awakening. swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... Chapters 25 and 26 out now! Then only four more chapters to completion of the story!

Perhaps my favourite chapters of The Pattern in My Chest... Toni deals with Steve, the friend who rejected her when she had her sudden transition-awakening. swollebooks.eu/lightavenue.... Chapters 25 and 26 out now! Then only four more chapters to completion of the story!

The Tubbies escaped and bred. They now roam the lands. Welcome to England.

An augury for the modern world of politics.