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Zoro: If Torao hadn't told you to take care of me then, would you still have done it? Sanji: You mean when i found your beaten ass? Yes,i would Zoro: Why? Sanji: My chivalry didn't allow me to die weak, even to you Zoro smirks,because that was another Sanji emotions check 2/7 of #SanjiWeek2025 !

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Sanji to crew: Here we go! That's my new recipe for pizza! Nami: You really likes mark that's your first time Zoro: That's stupid Sanji: adds blades on Zoro pizza slice Sanji: I just like fill my memories with moments like that,that's all. The more good times the better #SanjiWeek2025

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I tried to practise more relaxed way to draw, not being so hyperfixated for making neat and crispy lineart and stuff. Definitely should do this more often. (I made this suprisingly fast, maybe little bit over 1h) #zoro

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I turned them into slime…

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Sanji in his stupid little viking thigh highs save me

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Sanji to anyone except Zoro when someone feels bad: If you think you're useless,then remember about maps in Zoro hands Zoro: If you think you're useless then think about.... thinking Sanji smirks: "About"? Zoro annoyed with blush grabs swords: Just shut up and fight #zosan

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Anytime when Sanji talks to girls: Sanji: Are you hungry? Zoro: More i'm thirsty but food can be okay too Sanji: You can call me how you want! That's no problem! Zoro: Allright, curly puppy Sanji: You looks great in that dress! Zoro: That's coat,stupid cook #zosan

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Sanji: Who left empty stolen sake bottle in the gym? Zoro lies: I don't know Sanji: I know that's not you. Only powerful swordsman can do this Zoro: Wait what? Sanji: Why no one told me Mihawk visited us? Zoro: Hey! I'm the only one who left empty bottles! Sanji: Too much easy #zosan

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Sanji: What i should say when i will meet marimo after this? Nami: Just be yourself Sanji: Allright Zoro: What i should say when i will meet cook after this? Robin: Just be yourself Zoro: I see First meet on Wano: Sanji: I hate your Wano hair Zoro: I hate your Wano nickname #zosan

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Sanji: You can't say something hot and pissing me off at the same time Zoro: I can cut open all of your clothes in one sec Sanji: Sanji: I hate you,i really hate you #zosan

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Robin: I got green valentine "Life is great with you" Sanji: Oh,i got a very similiar too In another room: Franky: You did it? Zoro: Yeah, I put a green card next to his ashtray Franky: Wait,my was green Zoro: ...Not blue? silence Franky: We should have planned it better #zosan #frobin

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Bath time: Zoroi: Come wash my back Sanji: ...Again? I bought sponge only for you Zoro: I taked it to wash swords and i lost it Sanji sighs: Where's soap? Zoro: On the floor Sanji: I once picked up soap in front of you and to this day regrets. Pick it up yourself Usopp: leaves #zosan

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Usopp jokes: Sanji told us he lets his beard down so he can poke you with it like a needle Zoro: I know when he needs to shave because I can see the difference. He shaved it in last thursday Usopp: You know his beard by heart? Dude you spend too much time looking at his face #zosan

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Usopp's quiz: Who do you think is the worst partner in a fight? Sanji: Marimo because i have protect his ass Usopp: Which crewmate do you least need to worry about? Sanji: Again,marimo. He is able to defend himself Usopp: Okay Zoro answered the same Usopp: What's wrong with you? #zosan

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Sanji as the only one sees Zoro sleeping in the sun: Did you put sunscreen on yourself? Zoro: Put what? A few minutes later,Chopper catches Sanji applying sunscreen on Zoro's back Sanji is embarrassed a bit: What? I only marinate meat #zosan

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Crew try not ruin Robin's birthday: Zoro and Sanji don't fight, Franky is quiet and Brook don't ask about panties Nami: Make a wish and blow out the candle! Robin: I want you to get back to normal. I don't want my birthday made you to be different After a sec,everything is back #nicorobin #onepiece

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Zoro to crewmates but Sanji: We needs to talk about cook birthday Nami: His birthday are in next month Zoro: but we can now start preparing. I think onigiri cake will be good idea Usopp: The same like for your birthday? Zoro: He doesn’t have to eat Usopp: But that's his birthday #zosan

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Brook: What do you want to hear now? I'm open for requests! Sanji: Something about sunrise on the pirate ship Zoro: Not bad idea. I would to hear it Brook: Brook: I don't remember when i felt that pressure to not dissapoint someone like now #zosan

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Zoro: Hey,curly rat,can you- Nami hits him: That's enough,apologize him for that nickname Sanji: Nickname is okay because i like rats Zoro: See? Sanji: But do what lady asks #zosan

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Zoro: What was in my sandwich this morning? Sanji: Blades Zoro: Sanji: Zoro: The easiest for my teeth Chopper: That's why there's a lot small scars on your palate? Usopp: Is that really the first thing you ask? #zosan

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During a fight: Zoro: Know your place number four! Sanji: Come! My legs are ready to kick your ass! After a fight: Sanji in minds: What if i kicked his head too much this time? I exaggerated Zoro in minds: I don't think I cut him. I always use the blunt side of the sword #zosan

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Sanji on the shopping: Oh no Nami: What's wrong? Sanji: I forgot ask Chopper,Usopp and Mosshead to buy charcoal for the grill if they will find it Zoro feels weird on different side of island: We should find charcoal for the grill Chopper: Sanji told you that? Zoro: Intuition #zosan

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Zoro: The length of the sword handle is my private zone Sanji: Interesing.Did you make that up this morning? Zoro: No,since i'm official pirate Usopp: You never mentioned it before Zoro: I need to eat,right? #zosan

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Sanji sees Zoro is interested about Brook's guitar: I hope you know you can't play on 3 guitars at the same time Zoro: Want to bet? Brook, do you have any more guitars? Brook without thinking: "I'll do anything for this historic romantic event yohohoho! #zosan

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Nami: What's for a dinner today? Sanji: On the last island Luffy saw big piece of ham and asked me to prepare something like this Luffy: The great ham! Sanji puts ham on the table: The great ham arrived! Zoro enters to the room: I didn't expected hear that from you,but thanks #zosan

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Genderbend strawhats #onepiece

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Zoro: What metal are your pants made of? Sanji: None? Zoro: I wanted to test a new technique on them since they can withstand your fire Sanji: Zoro: Can I cut your pants? Sanji: Not so loud because someone else will hear. You know how this sound? Zoro: So can I? #zosan

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Zoro: This pacifista Mihawk has bigger spirit of life than original Sanji: Atleast one scientist cares about emotions Zoro: You don't know Mihawk Sanji: You don't know this asshole #zosan

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Zoro: Someone saw my haramaki? Sanji: You left it in the gym Zoro: checks it Zoro backs with haramaki: How did you know? Are you spying on me? Sanji: I don't have to be a spy to know you #zosan

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Chopper after timeskip: What happened to Zoro after 2 years? He stopped laugh and smile that often like before Sanji: I don't think so Sanji kicks barrel with booze to Zoro Zoro catches it and smile: Thanks,finally Sanji: See? He's still the same idiot #zosan

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When Zoro does pushups,Sanji unexpectedly sits on him Jinbe sees it first time: Okay? Sanji: It helps him Zoro: Not very much when you're light Sanji: I can't say the same about your sofa size body Jinbe: i think i understand Sanji: Just do your thing Zoro: He's right #zosan

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Sanji to Zoro: Here,your milk. Recommend by Chopper Zoro: I'm not tiny kitty to drink milk,but when Chopper said it Sanji: Allright,you're tiger Zoro: Now is better Brook watches them: Zoro-san is big tiger yohohoh Robin: Don't disturb if you don't want ruin it #zosan

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Really strong enemy: I'm gonna kill you Zoro: Take my life only! Sanji: No! Take mine! Zoro pushes him: Shut up cook! You needs survive! Sanji doing the same: No,you idiot! I have do this! Zoro: Never! I'm the only one who can kill you! Sanji: That's enough! I will protect you! #zosan

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Sanji to Zoro after fight: You know? I'm worrying you never gonna change Zoro: Same to you. You always gonna be the same annoying curly cook Chopper to Robin: Can you help? Robin: Zombies on Thriller Bark showed us perfectly even death can't stop them from each other. I'm sorry #zosan

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Zoro: So for real your dream is be invisiable? Sanji: Yes and just try laugh and will kick your ass so bad Zoro smirks: Sounds nice,but okay close eyes I don't see you like you wanted Sanji: That's not the same,marimo Zoro: At least I made sure I knew where you were then #zosan

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Sanji: What were you dreaming about? Zoro still is sleepy: I don't remember Sanji: I'll remind you what your dream was: you disturbed my date Zoro: ...Possible. You were in my dream Sanji: Do you even get lost in your dreams? Usopp: Even better, in other people's dreams too #zosan

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Gift for @vidrith.bsky.social #zosan

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Sanji after New year Eve: That was our another year together Zoro: And hope not the last awkward silence Sanji: Yeah. Thanks #zosan

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Sanji in secret sometimes whispers to himself during making drinks in spicy way: Mango,cocunut milk,nuts,grated chocolate Zoro sees that: I don't know what you're doinig,but when you will make my drink,i have to watch this Sanji feels ashamed: NO! Go away you idiot! Zoro: I have #zosan

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Nami to Chopper after party: What's happened? Chopper: Luffy,Zoro,Sanji and even Franky addictions to eat and drink shows me how weak doctor still i'm Nami: Don't say that. That's their fault only. We already won with Yonko crew Robin: And that's like us,our addictions are strong #onepiece

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Sanji to Robin: Glad to see you're so happy! Robin: Thanks to you my inner child can be free Zoro: What child? Robin: This child what talks by you everytime when you're fight with Sanji Zoro: Oh Robin: Any comfort zone is good. I feel comfortable enough with you,even with Franky #zosan #frobin

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Zoro and Sanji level of trust is like: Sanji: Hey marimo Zoro: What this time? I'm busy Sanji: Only you i can ask for help. Listen, i need- Zoro: I don't have to listen anymore.But okay, I'm in Sanji: ...But you don't know what i need Zoro: Yes #zosan

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Sanji thinks about brothers: Why any green hair guy is obssesed about muscles? Zoro: Oh? There's another one with big muscles? If we will meet someone like him then i will show you how to win in 3 seconds. Without swords,i will break- sees Sanji smile what? Sanji: Keep going #zosan

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that feeling when u rendered it but the sketch looks better 🙃🔫 #lulaw #lawlu

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Merry Chrismas yohohoho~~🎅❄️ and Happy birthday Chopper🦌🎉 #チョッパー誕生祭2024 #ONEPIECE

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Before another big fight: Sanji to girls: Nami-san! Robin-chan! Please remember that I will give my life for you! Zoro: Do you have more than one life? Sanji: No,but- Zoro: So don't lie #zosan

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Zoro and Sanji collects members to their teams for "Family faud - crew edition": Zoro: Chopper Sanji: Nami-san Zoro: Robin Sanji: Then i choose Jinbe Zoro looks on Franky and Brook: Now that's difficult Chopper: Why not Luffy? Zoro: Captain must be impartial Sanji: Also is dumb #zosan

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Chopper birthday: Zoro: I'm gonna win Sanji: With what? He will like my gift more than yours like in every year. Zoro: In your dreams. I don't remember any of your gifts Usopp: Instead fight just mix them into one. He will appreciate it Robin: Don't be like divorced parents #zosan

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