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"Never had a LinkedIn account. Never golfed. Reasonably chill." My hope for my epitaph.

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Every year I am reminded The Razzies exist & I'm always kinda sad that they do. I wish they didn't.

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Silly step-goal status so far… fwiw.

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"It's almost like I can't criticize you without you feeling criticized."

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The AI chat suggestions my phone keeps giving me creep me out. I think what scares me is I think the person I sent them to would treat them as genuine, but to me... they feel so banal.

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I was never a Harry Potter fan. Didn't read the books only watched the movies once, didn't really get it. But I will say the end of the 1st movie when Dumblerdor pulls a "Slytherin WON! NOT! Psych losers!" has always seemed utterly psychotic to me. Was he trying to traumatize a bunch of children?

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You know, on reflection, "brainchild" is a really weird word.

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I’ve grown disenchanted with fiction.

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I love the slow procession of baristas, servers, bar tenders, hair stylists (well the one) over the past few months who eventually lean into me and say, “we’re on the same page right?” Me: yes. Them: ok good.

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Few things fill me with a weary dread than when I click on a YouTube video and hear the AI voice.

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Ever have a dream so amazing waking up feels absolutely devastating?

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“Completely disregarding your love language is my love language.”

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I think quitting Twitter (X to some) is harder for my mom than it was for her to quit smoking.

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Who you are to others is only a side effect of what you do that effects them. Who you are to yourself is just a story you tell yourself. The former is far more real than the latter.

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Pro tip: If you use the word "nothingburger" I'll probably just stop listening and wander off.

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I need there to be a company called NotTesla where I can buy products but not buy them from you know who.

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Love, lust, praise and sympathy are all things that can only be given unprompted.

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Main could use a little more horny.

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I uhm, I like U-Green, they make fun little chargers & battery banks that have cute little faces on them… but I sort of doubt their products have capacity to make Valentine’s Day unforgettable… Unless they are charging vibrators & other sex toys. So actually, I stand corrected. Carry on U-green.

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I don't want a lot of tv... are all commercials for medications and sports gambling now?

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It's never too late to start practicing empathy.

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They don’t have preferences, they are just forced by circumstances to do the thing they wanted to do anyway.

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Me: “You’re cute when you’re angry.” Squirrel: angry squirrel noises

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: are you going to watch the Super Bowl? : nah, I prefer Taylor Swifts earlier work.

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Before you tell me something is a game changer it might be worth asking if we are playing the same game.

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I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying it's your fault.

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A smirk is worth thousand handcuffs.

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There needs to be a name a suspended garter belt strap that forms when the leg is bent. The devil's bridge?

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Dress for the dystopia you want, not the dystopia you have.

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Dear online retailer... I purchased your product, I didn't join your "family." I know it is an irrational degree of irritation, but whenever I buy something and I get an email that says, "Welcome to the <product_brand> family" something inside me wants to fight back.

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I think a lot of people are raised on the idea that only suffering has value, thus suffering is required for self worth, this leads to feeling uncomfortable giving or receiving any affection other than sympathy.

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A religion is anything that allows you to feel morally superior.

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Anytime anyone justifies something with the phrase "it's just common sense" I become even more skeptical of everything they are saying.

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Random note for Apple users. iCloud has a feature called "Private Relay" that can help (emphasis on help) protect your privacy. It's similar to a VPN but is set up so that no single party knows both who you are & where you are going. If you use are using iCloud & Safari it's worth looking at.

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: hey, there is this cool video/movie/show I’m excited to show you, want to watch it with me? : no, but I’ll stare at my phone in the same room as you while it plays?

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I reject any worldview that's starts from utopia and works backwards. I reject any personal philosophy that starts with a paragon and calculates deficiencies.

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I prefer the algorithm’s earlier work.

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If you don’t respect someone’s preferences they will find a way of enforcing them.

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I've always kinda wanted to win of those YouTube apartment makeover things. But it probably wouldn't go well. : We looked at the mood board you sent us & it only has 2 links, the 1st is just a remix of the song "The rebel path" from Cyberpunk 2077. : Yeah. : Do you have like figurines/posters etc?

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There is a difference between sharing something you like with someone and liking something at them.

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This image is missing a dog with a "this is fine" thought bubble. media.cnn.com/api/v1/image...

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If there isn't a horror/slasher movie made in the next two years where the killer wears a red light therapy mask I'll be sorely disappointed in humanity-er.

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I don’t trust anyone who reduces life to an intellectual exercise.

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