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I'm 30 Detroit sports, Mavericks, LA Rams, UMich, anime, video games, the usual
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It's this white dude in the office pandering hard af to these black girls in here lmao. It's funny af to watch

Spicy Nacho Doritos are the best chips on Earth

Me browsing the bird app for half an hour and getting rate limited is why I hate Elon Musk lol

Happy New Year Skyline. Yall be blessed.

I wish I was into white girls, I would have a much better social experience at this bar every week lol

Why I slide on this nurse and she like 10 years older than I thought she was, and married lol. I'm thoroughly embarrassed for the night

I don't know if I'm just high but I feel like everybody keep staring at me lol

Do you know how crazy it is to have ass in disposable scrubs?!

It just occurred to me that this means SZA opening for Kendrick. I don't think I'd normally pay for sza tickets but I'd like to see her so even more reason to go

Maybe it's just my skyline but I feel like Bluesky mostly people 25-40 lol. But I fuck with it

26 - 35. Not set in stone tho. Not opposed to getting a sugar momma if these tariffs start making shit hard 😂

The 49ers are getting manhandled by the Bills #SkyZone #NFL

Ohio State so fuckin sorry lmaooo

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually like

Dear my fellow millennials, Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.

Another thing when y’all say “if they aren’t texting back; they don’t like you.” I don’t like that because I might like you but I have ADHD, probably on bluesky, things to do, tasks to half way complete, my dog probably begging, had too much caffeine, I’m overstimulated, overthink, & overwhelmed!

How did I sleep 12 hours and I'm still exhausted?

To this day I can't believe anyone much less Drake really looked at Kendrick Lamar and thought "yeah, that's who I should beef with"

Dominoes ez

THIS RLY BEEN ME SINCE KENDRICK DROPPED 😭😂💯

Still true…

I'm bout to start working out for the sole reason that I want big ass arms

tbh i’m only following back if you interact with me cs i can’t go through that list again, i’m sorry!!

Tbf there’s a lot of successful singers that can only carry a note i.e. Mariah The Scientist and Brent Faiyez

I've been saying "woke up looking for the broccoli, hi key, keep a horn on me that Kamasi" since the Not Like Us video dropped and after hearing the full song it's even worse

Damn I haven't found any #Mavericks Bluesky yet, where yall at?

adhd be beating my ass i’m ngl

If I ever become a millionaire I'ma call every woman I date big money for shits and giggles

Bugs bunny would dog walk Mickey Mouse and it’s not close.

Every day, as an adult I understand him a little more

BlueSky feel like your freshman year of college when you first step on campus.

John Redcorn - SiR I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.

Volume 6 💿 only 1 open spot left. Reskeet . Comment if you want to be on Volume 7 💿 later this week!! Thank you again #BlackSky

I have Netflix and I still pirated the fight. The halftime show on Christmas gone look like a Wallace and Gromit movie

I worry about my homegirls in life because yeah niggas really weird but sometimes they can turn into the dumbest woman imaginable in certain situations 🤕

getting 10 likes here is literally a hit tweet