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Elbow model. Sippin on milkshakes in random yards. What time does Weirdo club start?
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Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions.

submitted 110 days ago • 12 comments

It’s like my grandma always said, “Stop giving reposts to people who only give you likes.”

submitted 110 days ago • 9 comments

It was the worst of times, it was the ‘fuck it, send’ of times.

submitted 110 days ago • 6 comments

My only mortal enemies are people that played a Draw 4 UNO card on me

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

My emotional support animal is a rotisserie chicken from Costco...

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

She the one if she has emergency hot sauce in her purse....

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

You know shit is really bad when nobody will return a finger wave while cruising the gravel roads.

submitted 121 days ago • 16 comments

I'm not antisocial, I just hate people

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

Lets get wings.. I need to know if you look cute with wing sauce dripping from ya face

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Get Rich and Lie Tryin'

submitted 131 days ago • 3 comments

Tell your booty... Sup? For me

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

First date idea: I'm wearing nothing but a red flag so he can't say he wasn't warned.

submitted 133 days ago • 8 comments

I like your shitposting. *me, flirting

submitted 133 days ago • 7 comments

Live, Laugh, Leave em on read

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t. Learning how to say fuck you in multiple languages

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Allen and Mahomes are throwing haymakers in this game

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Come for the handjobs stay for the protein shakes.

submitted 136 days ago • 13 comments

“I’ve got $22 Kohl’s cash and a 30% off coupon” - me, flirting

submitted 137 days ago • 6 comments

It's like no one even wants to river dance anymore

submitted 138 days ago • 7 comments

If she isn't a leader of a Soul Sucking Death cult... She ain't the one!

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Law & Order: Special Butthole Unit

submitted 139 days ago • 4 comments

any crocs can be snow crocs if you just wear them in the snow

submitted 139 days ago • 3 comments

It’s Friday. Go fuck someone’s day up.

submitted 138 days ago • 8 comments

Lies are stored in the balls.

submitted 138 days ago • 36 comments

Do we still have Taco Tuesday or was an EO signed demolishing it?

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

you’re supposed to store treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

submitted 141 days ago • 26 comments

I like people with no filter because then I know what kind of crazy I'm vibing with.

submitted 143 days ago • 11 comments

There needs to be an inauguration for Deez Nuts

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

be right back. i gotta go cut bangs for the apocalypse.

submitted 142 days ago • 3 comments

YOU MEANIES!!!!! Leave TITtok alone

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I am a Dolla Tree shopper in a Target world

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Girl, are you a Bluesky celebrity account? Cuz I can't get you to like me.

submitted 143 days ago • 7 comments

enjoy these sports illustrated covers featuring the muppets: a thread

submitted 143 days ago • 41 comments

I bet some mouth to mouth would fix me.

submitted 145 days ago • 7 comments

Relationship goals... Finding someone to love me like refs love Patty Mahomes

submitted 144 days ago • 2 comments

First date idea.... Dive bar with a jukebox.... I need to know they can pick some banger tunes

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I just want one of those hugs that makes me feel like someone is slowly putting the broken pieces back together.

submitted 148 days ago • 15 comments

If they ain't fight for you then they ain't right for you. Remember that. ❤️

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

Live Laugh LOVE them thick thighs

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Bad sex comes from not returning your shopping cart to the corral... It's fucking science!

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I spilled my latte in my lap today and now I have a caramel toe

submitted 150 days ago • 13 comments

Finger me like one of your focaccias

submitted 149 days ago • 11 comments

These are my comfy gray sweats..... Not the make my junk appear bigger pair...

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets.

submitted 150 days ago • 4 comments

Look if we sewed my red flags with your red flags, we could make the sweetest circus tent

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

you, me, and poo-pourri™

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments