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Wonder who Musk is going to choose for Pope

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I feel like the last 25 years would have gone a lot better if Chandler had ended up with Phoebe like I wanted

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All the TV ads make sense now! Presidents Day never seemed more commercial

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Damn. Harrison Ford just speaks, and now I gotta buy a jeep

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Personal Jesus is one of my favorites. It's about televangelists ripping people off

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Still thinking about that Seal seal.

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The hell?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Powdered sugar and chalkboard dust and don't act like you don't know what I mean

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Pssst, just letting you know that Karen put I C E on speed dial in case she sees brown people at Walmart

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So far, season 47 of How To Get Away With Murder kinda blows.

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And we know a thing or two about predators...

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Quick! Somebody post a joke. We need it

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When you have media brain EVERYTHING is for the ratings. The inauguration is an exclusive event. TV ratings bragging is coming

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Me sitting behind trump- Shhh. Shhhhh! STFU

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Is it attention whore or Attention! Whore!

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Musk bored with the US already.

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Waiting for the Jack Smith documents is the new waiting for the Jim Jordan documentary

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James Woods needs to relax. He's going to make millions off the insurance and government assistance we'll be sending his way

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Can we replace the #? I feel like we need something fresh. 💩 for instance

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Boycott all products that have a doorbell in the commercial. #dogs

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Who T F is that?- Me watching the rose parade

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Guess who just got a private screening of Gladiator

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Waking up to roll over in the middle of the night just to change channels on my nightmares

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Career resolution: This is the year I become the one who pulls the lever on the tourist swing over a canyon

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I guess our co president's are just taking some time to figure out how to make a deceased, selfless man about them

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I just watched people cheer for a giant pop tart. Do we really want to talk about dumbing down

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Went to an orgy but it was just a bunch of people sitting around opening Twitter por## bots on their phone

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It's the day AFTER Christmas. Has Billie Eilish reached the last line of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas yet?

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Big Lots prices are about to go back to where Big Lots prices started in the first place

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@saintn1k.bsky.social Only 6 more wretched days to go!!!! - Christmas music deadline

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Mike Lee and Marsha Blackburn tweeting directly to Eegah and skipping the middle man. It's almost like they know something we don't

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The facebook page of my tiny town in tennessee posted images of drones last night. All the rest are fakes. Everyone knows invasions always start out here

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I spend so much time scrolling with my phone plugged into the charger it's basically a landline.

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The Paul Finebaum Show is a waste of a good bar TV

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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

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No, but I watched the trailer. - me about every movie you suggest

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planting an adderall in the dirt to grow a tree that i may harvest fucks from

submitted 74 days ago • 7 comments

One minute you're complaining that the McShake machine is ALWAYS down and the next minute you're in federal custody

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