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She/They Tarot Card reader, amatuer occultist, and full time witch Games, TTRPGs, cats, rocks, music, furries, and anything my neurospiciness wants Secretly a fox that screams at their own ass Come get your cards read at https://www.fiverr.com/s_traveler
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Woof, parameters on spells people Parameters On Spells I'm buying a fake engagement ring now

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

They're arresting union organizers now I just want to remind ppl that, despite these lists, they have kidnapped and trafficked ppl anyway. Ppl not on ... Lists And that in logic and debate, you cannot prove a negative. That is why ppl hunt for the existence of God rather than the absence

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Elon so fancies himself the Sith lord and Trump the apprentice in this

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is what I've been saying too We'll survive in some way but this is your cousin who married, divorced, and remarried the same abusive prick 4 years later Sure, they get invited to Thanksgiving post second divorce but they are absolutely not trusted to make any big life decisions ever again

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

LOOK AT HER FACE Gods I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face either

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wish I could like wireless earbuds but they make my ear so godsdamn itchy And they fall out all the time

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

They are going to blame the liberals and socialists for cancelling Christmas On one hand, we don't need more plastic junk and should be reusing decorations On the other, I can feel my patience giving out already

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Oh I forgot to update here that power came back a little under 12 hours ago I'm like, not believing it? Considering the map still shows our grid as off Anyhow there's a marathon today so instead of leaving the house at 7 am, I need to leave the house at 6 am

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I hate waking up and immediately wanting to vomit No chance of preggers Unless Zeus did something while I was asleep

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not serving goth or alt today It's more Sabrina Carpenter drank a 40 and woke up in a field at 5 am

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

84 hours no power and we adapted. I can tell the kids aren't happy but they aren't openly rioting yet Our dipshit mayor praised our dipshit president for his "calm" response Friends, I guess no response is a calm one but we have a Dem gov so us yinzers are on our own

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like the British royal court fell off when they stopped hiring mages and Queen Lizz 2.0 tried to DIY that shit They can absolutely hire me but I'll be shitty and con them

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Grizz knows I'm only up this early for 2 reasons: Work or chores Both are unacceptable as they take away from bed cuddling so he sits on me to paralyze me

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Update on the Pittsburgh Storm: Duquesne Light keeps switching back and forth from awaiting dispatch and dispatched It's been 60 hours wo electricrity

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Why are my cats terrified of the dark?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Power has been out now for more than 48 hours in my part of Pittsburgh This is ridiculous We've lost food

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This will be in textbooks in 10 years Yes, this is history No, we are not the good guys

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You can bet that they practice on dolls and animals first

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Can dentistry, in 2025, drop the whole "straight white teeth" equals moral goodness? I did not ask to be roasted in that chair at 7 AM. That's what keeps people away, Jan

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Pretend you're not not home, don't go outside as soon as you think the coast is clear Cheap wired webcams work in a pinch cuz ringcams can be jammed

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The same coworkers who complain about being understaffed see me pick up OT and then start complaining I'm taking up all the shifts Pick a lane

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Let's be clear: This will be while chapters in (good) history books Your grandkids will be studying this alongside WW2 I dunno what America will look like after, Weimar didn't return either, but it will not be good for us I hope our dear leaders all go to the Hague

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

"Just pay back the student loans" Firstly, that apr is predatory + designed to keep us in debt forever anyway Secondly, those loans were sold to us on a lie that doing well in college would translate to steady work, decent pay, and the stability to pay them back while not starving under a bridge

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Because your family alongside many others hid, tortured, and killed people w ADD and the like

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely, what would change my mind right now to have a kid? *30$ min wage *Paid in full maternity leave for 3 months, minimum *WIC/EBT until age 18 *Housing *free headstart, free daycare *Free healthcare for both of us *Teachers treated well *A fascist free world

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Called it

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This is why I won't tell anyone to openly engage, warfare style, in the streets. You are outgunned, outmanned, and out-tactics I don't care what you have stockpiled or trained. The key is guerrilla Fight dirty There is no honor in war Only the survivors and the dead

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments