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Local news writer in Pittsburgh. Co-host of Locked On Penguins. Unhinged poster trafficking in bad puns, hockey rants, and other nonsense.
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In fairness this could be about The Rock and Cody Rhodes

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I’ve assembled a rag tag team of rivals composed of rough around the edges misfits for a vital mission. It’s going horribly, they can’t work together well and professionalism is sorely lacking, what the hell was I thinking

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The Penguins and Rangers tonight were the two extremely drunk wedding guests. While the Penguins may have been stumbling and slurring their words and making an ass of themselves all night…the Rangers barfed on the bride.

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We should’ve known the pandemic was coming because Dangle had never reached this level before.

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Update, did it. It’s fine. I do still love when you first start Hockey Ultimate Team. Spent $25 in a worse way.

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[pointing at something republicans have done] this is why democrats are bad

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Bad JVL is trying so damn hard.

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“Dad…why is that wooden box making sounds?!”

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Girlfriend is off on a girl’s night. Me and the dog hanging out. NHL 25 is on sale…dare I?

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Jesus, at least the Pens lost to a good team. What’s your excuse, Rags?

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Another period of Penguins hockey!

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

This isn’t a game where you can say the Pens just stink. They took it to the Caps for about 30 minutes and were the better team and Ned just gave it away. It’s hard for a team to keep pushing when they can’t trust their goalie.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Sweet Christ, Ned. Jarry’s in the minors already, we don’t need this.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Ned…make a damn save.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Not that I think he’s got a ton of trade value, but if I’m Dubas, I’m hanging on to Kevin Hayes. Dude reminds me of when the Pens had Brian Boyle. No logical reason he should fit but damn if he hasn’t.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Folks…

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OH SLAP ME SILLY SIDNEY

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Ferraro is really committed to quoting Sullivan saying the Penguins shouldn’t chase offense when…they aren’t doing that. They’re taking calculated risks. 3-on-1 or not, Ned’s gotta make that save on an unscreened, non-slot shot.

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BANG BANG

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Is it like a coupon or something? Don’t know if I would use it, but rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it, ya know? My god, this dude’s brain is tapioca pudding. Thank god we made the entire election about mental acuity, though!

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

So, you just spent the last two weeks watching 4 Nations facing off and now it’s back to regular hockey…

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Yeah, Ned’s been off for two weeks.

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What an absolutely hilarious way to Detroit to lose

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Minnesota tied it? That’s Wild.

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Pittsburgh Penguins, imo

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Yeah but if you can’t get that dopamine hit from “fighter harder” when all the barking seals share your posts, what’s the point?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

As I did the last time this discourse made the rounds on this site, I invite the ppl cheering this act to read up on the ways that the extremist anti-abortion movement talks about/justifies violence & then sit and think for a moment about how much overlap there is btwn what they say & youre saying.

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

"No, you see, the vigilante violence ~I~ support is fine bc I'm right! The vigilante violence those guys support is wrong bc theyre wrong. Justifications for violence can of course be objectively and externally measured, rather than being internal & subjective things. Duh."

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I feel like this was posted already but if it wasn’t

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