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i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

hi @kilohearts.com i love you @kilohearts.com

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

"what are your intentions with my daughter" idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

eating bacon is so gender affirming

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

before dark mode there was invert colors

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

gamer headphone dent

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

life is like wheres my vape but its just air

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!"

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

sonefelt im on mishrooms

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

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they freed young thug where does the world go from here

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

ate a weed, life is the fuck

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

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i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

will smith more like wont smith

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

infinity is like yoo theres so much of this shit

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

solving world hunger rn thats what i call eating

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments