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meet me outside crappy's bar if you want an ass kickun

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"you cuffed his ankles right?" "yeah boss, real sexy, just like you asked me to"

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"We Aren't"

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this is not a fair fight

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Half the interactions on the internet are someone inventing a whole-ass person for a sentence they read to sit on top of

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God, I love second-order memes

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You wanna take this outside, buster? Because I don't want all of our friends to see me cry

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bringing up an incognito tab so I can investigate an unsourced claim that van partible said johnny bravo gets laid sometimes

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Facebook's using Stu Pickles' tits for that sweet short video clickbait

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I started watching The Mandalorian and I was curious why they kept talking about Camtonos, which are... some kind of security bucket? So I looked into it and I guess they're a reference to a scene in The Empire Strikes Back where a man flees a building with a completely unmodified ice cream machine.

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pornis

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"If this were happening, surely someone would have looked into it," says a writer in the New York Times

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meet me outside the Waffle Squarf if you want an ast kickun

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A harry potter fanfiction where it is identical to Chamber of Secrets but every reference to Gryffindor has been replaced with Hoobastank

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(putting on headsets for Butterball turkey prep helpline) Alright boys, time for us to save some lives.

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rectangle mode

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an alternate universe jojo where characters and stands are named after TV shows and their catch phrases. "Kolombo summons "One More Thing!"

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I love that they call Jonathan Moffett, the drummer for Michael Jackson's band, "Sugarfoot". It's such a kind Hobbitty name.

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most muppety she's looked in quite a while

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks going "Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks"

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going to every youtube comment saying "whos watching in 2024" and being like "not anymore, asshole"

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Mein gott, zis is ein cave full of teuflischsmoken!

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"I think I'll go on the cast iron pan subreddit and start a war today"

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

her silhouettes are always impossible. she's like a cranky Klein bottle

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

submitted 64 days ago • 162 comments

catris

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a practiced loaf

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Get the popcorn boys

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to get a friend into one piece is like trying to get them to read all of homestuck, except with more fan service to try and explain. All you can do is try to send the most inexplicable panels until they succumb to curiosity