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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer. I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/ I take pictures: https://devin-wilger.darkroom.com/ I need money: ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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Remembering Roadsters, the racing game where they didn't get the licenses for all the cars they wanted so it's a mix of real cars and real cars with weird names and the badges removed.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

"But you love making spreadsheets!" "I hate spreadsheets. They make me angry. I just have to make them because that's the only way to keep the wolves at bay."

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Too many serious posts, here's a redo of the "himbo gardener" look. Apparently Soucy off road track systems so I guess someone who used their products might look like this (I don't though).

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

I don't know how much longer I can tolerate Duck Duck Go. I wanted to see the hours of the pharmacy a block away from me (because I want an emotional support early morning soda). So I plugged it into search. It describes it as a pharmacy in North Central.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

For the record if you give me a billion dollars for a book I'll use that money to do cool shit like build a place for kids who are kicked out of the house because their parents agree with a mold-encrusted wizard lady.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

There's a weird continuum. Like if you have no money you're unhappy, if you have enough money that you don't have to think very hard about money you're happy, and somehow if you have too much money you're unhappy again.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

A thing I said earlier: "Now I'm no piss sommelier..."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The joy of my silly random thing is that I can get my hands on all sorts of dumb shit and then claim it's for research and not just being a hoarder of data. Maybe this is the real reason I do it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The value of a site like Letterboxd is that I saw Espy somewhere and said "I wanted to see that" and then Letterboxd said "actually you've already watched it and didn't like it very much."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I get a post that gets traction with normal people and then I wonder if they go to my main feed and just see a guy who is posting vaguely thirsty photos where he's in hats.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am mildly fascinated by how they managed to make it look like they installed the wrong rear bumper in the carefully selected press photos.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

People need to appreciate my himbo gardener look more and I might be forced to do another version of it tomorrow.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There are no films set where I grew up. But this one was filmed mere blocks away from where I live.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It is darkly funny that this happened at roughly the same time as California's "please, come visit, we're begging you!" campaign. Anyway I'm definitely not visiting America any time soon.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Hat Watch 2025: There is only one way to wear this (rumpled, because it wound up being under some stuff for a while) straw hat and that's by dressing as a himbo gardener. The hat was a lifesaver when I picked it up, because it was REALLY hot and sunny that day.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments