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Big gay bullshit factory. Old cameras/old games/varied movies/righteous gay anger/bear stuff. Occasionally horny. The beard holds all of my power. I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/ I also take pictures: https://devin-wilger.darkroom.com/
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Taste in men with four actors, eh?

"I'm going to have a night out and go to the club and everything!" My knee: "The fuck you are." I genuinely need to get this dang thing looked at by a medical professional.

This year's goal: Hat from every tractor company. They're not all as fun as Versatile but I saw a Fendt one when I bought those and I liked it.

I don't know why some posts get more likes than others but I'm under the impression lots of people really want to get SaskPorked.

The kids who think you shouldn't have sex scenes are gonna be real annoyed if my current project ever gets released. I actually don't think I'm especially good at sex scenes but this is gonna have three fairly explicit ones.

What you get if you show up in my town.

A closeup of the hat. I got a second Versatile hat too but that one will be shown in the future sometime.

Hat Watch 2025: The hat isn't necessarily accurate - I'm only verse when I'm in love - but the hat is wonderful.

Please send positive vibes to my little car, which sometimes decides that the steering shouldn't work when I start it and that is probably bad.

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

No but really, this is genius. You know how every rural town has an old guy with a ridiculously large garden and he just gives away produce because he will never, ever, eat it all? He knows something. He has discovered the secret of the dig.

Narrator on TV: "They weren't healthy emotionally or financially." Neither am I but you don't see me bragging about it.

Not sure if you've ever been in a hot pool in -35C but I actually highly recommend it.

They have something called "TGL" playing in this bar and it's some sort of arena golf. Is this straight culture?