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Working mom living in the suburbs. Fuck 45. If you have tens of thousands of followers don’t bother following me.
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Hillary Duff’s daughter’s name is Townes? Is it pronounced like the plural of town? This has stopped me in my tracks.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

If my husband doesn’t tread lightly he’s going to get b*mped off of a br*dge.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Listen, I know my kid has anxiety because he never colored on something he wasn’t supposed to. Not the couch, not the wall, not his toys or books. He’s never even ripped a page in a book.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

submitted 1 day ago • 1551 comments

Your pope name is the last thing you ate + the number of letters in your first name. Pope Oreo VI

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Killing the old pope and having the new pope already hate you is wild

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

I’ve made it. My local bookstore knows and recognizes me every time I come in, even when it’s busy 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

When I first started pumping I was getting 1.5-2oz combined. I now get 2-3oz every time. I hate pumping, but it is nice seeing that my supply is increasing!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The girls are out and we are thriving

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Where are we getting shorts pajamas for kids other than old navy (sold out in his size), target (obvi) and Amazon if I can avoid it. I really don’t care about bamboo, I just want something inexpensive.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments