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I cant even read I just b on here
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happy gettjng blackoit drunk day

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economic blackout ,but Im just beating ceos until they arent breathing

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stir fried dinosaur chicken nuggies in the wok

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Imeatin fyckinh noogld

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the lesbian prevention pillow isnt nearly enough to contain me

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I’m too competitive for solitaire i would end up killing myself or I’d at least die trying

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thinking of becoming allergic to technology ,like chuck BCS just out of boredom

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got blocked by somebody for those LOL

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jacking off in the bathroom out of fear

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I lied I just got scared at the sleepover

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went to the bathroom to skeet (triple entendre)

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sometimes u just need to hang out in the bathroom & stare at yourself

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havent had a new swallower in a while hiking photography video games development dev books reading author sports nature astrology astronomy candle candles soap drugs weed shrooms pills acid dick balls gooch pussy onlyfans paid content kink femdom gay lesbian paypig feet commission art painting

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I refuse to acknowledge any of my allergies towards things I enjoy

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putting the work in to pavlov myself into becoming aroused at breaking into hives

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eating ramen out of the pot as it boils cures all maladies of the mind

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soaking ,but Im just leaving my hands insjde her for softer skin

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lost my everloving mind thinking my perfect mini ramen pot was missing ,but it turns out I just hid it from myself to stop making ramen ( fuck u past me suck my fat fucking ramen filled nuts)

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I love media where u can tell something horrific is about to happen purely bc everyones doing a little too well- it feels Just like real life

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(straining with the effort to telepathically convey my skeet to you)

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using punctuation should be grounds for capital punishment

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Soup reset my brain chemistry. Im neurotypical now.

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Back to our normal brain posting

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i'm completely normal

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im more mentally stable than any person ever has been in the history of mental stableness

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various juices r taking over my life

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sauced up off the geek pack

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like a seasoned smoker my fingers are stained with pickle juice

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gay porn pope

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Punctuation has never been a thought in my mind. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love Texas speech.

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I’m going to begin using text to speech. This is the first step in my journey to forgetting how to read.

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if pokice interrogayed me and was like what did u waych on tv last night Id also have no idea

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