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I bought a cute onahole instead. which is like the same thing if you think Abt it.

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

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white people don't say "lets play" anymore they say some fuckin shit like "I SPENT 100 DAYS IN MINECRAFT" or they just inexplicably title what is very much structured as a lets play a "retrospective"

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i FORCED myself to eat a giant piece of chocolate cake

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hamsune..... miku...... #hamtaro #art

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Thinking of adding to my little toys collection and torn between getting these stacking blocks or a set of shape/pattern blocks. the former have good pretend time application but the latter satisfy a certain kid of autistic child pattern making creative desire.

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empty spaces? no thanks I'm more interested in little spaces.

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one thing about utena tenjou: she gonna walk up them stairs

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Dare you challenge the towering @maxinedragon.bsky.social ? #1800Woof #Macro #Fatfur

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there should have been a FFX spinoff on GBA called “blitzball World Cup” that was universally panned by critics but developed a sizable cult following

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crossing the street as a pedestrian with right of way: IM DA KING OF THE ROAD BABY

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they're plushifying your ass in the qrts

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tasty

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"Mx." when referring to a nonbinary person is short for Mxyzptlk. We're all from that dimension.

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The cannibal restaurant nearby sometimes gets in exotic menu items, like the time they offered a psychic! I couldn't resist, I had to try it, but I think it was a tad underdone for my tastes. Yeah, I prefer my rare medium well done.

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ive had both male & female orgasms, and that's fucked up

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Me when me when I...me when #ABDL #Diaperfur #Babyfur #hypno #diapers #petplay #diaperhypno

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Femboy Achilles #mewdsart #sfw #fanart #HFHH #hellofromhalohead #achilles #cat 2025 Mar 1 Someone has been online shopping @batshaped.bsky.social we might have to revoke his internet privileges (but he might like that punishment too much).

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she swangin'!!

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USHI.

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

I LOVR BEING A WOMAN

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Pega!

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Your loyal pet Arcanine :)

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pouring vodka into my gespacho "it's okay it cooks out"

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chris's moral conundrum #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomic

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Im going Seattle Sober this Wednesday (only ketamine, alcohol on Tuesdays.)

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My tongue is a machine that turns straight boy asshole into gay girl asshole.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

basically. loli is transgender

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Omg throwback to this muffin too

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like for most men, this is main phobia in their transphobia.

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

This is me btw #ABDL #Babyfur #Kidfur #Diaperfur

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

#furryart #nsfw

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i hope this answers your question anon

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

The People’s Joker

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documenting the correlation between decrease of public restrooms among businesses and increase in "public urinals" among faggots in Seattle.

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bugboy

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look upon the perfection that will be your destruction

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

men are dogs, and, brother, let's jsut say,,, i am a white woman

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

puppies go up the stairs! (disaster)

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

cuddled someone and was once again told I grope in my sleep. also told it was really cute. if anyone's interested in a rly cute somno situation my number is ...

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Bunny Thump

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

showing off

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