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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today is my birthday!! 36!!! 🥳

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

submitted 8 days ago • 442 comments

Please don’t ever call me “penis haver” I prefer someone with a schlong & nuts Jk but I really get annoyed by language like this

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 297 comments

This unironically 😍

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.

submitted 12 days ago • 261 comments

Ask your doctor what treatment the supreme court decided is right for you.

submitted 12 days ago • 133 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 455 comments

MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open

submitted 15 days ago • 92 comments

Double.

submitted 18 days ago • 3386 comments

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

submitted 15 days ago • 484 comments

If over twelve million people protested my birthday I genuinely think I would launch myself into space

submitted 14 days ago • 330 comments

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

submitted 15 days ago • 2165 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

Without a Doubt...

submitted 15 days ago • 276 comments

No new wars?

submitted 17 days ago • 61 comments

Summasummasumma tiiiiiimeeee ✌🏻

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

submitted 17 days ago • 224 comments

Why in the goodgyoddamn did people vote for this shit AGAIN?!?!?

submitted 18 days ago • 74 comments

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

submitted 19 days ago • 1456 comments

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

submitted 20 days ago • 363 comments

in the mood for a lemonade that kills you if I’m being totally honest

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

I guess RFK Jr and the rest of his Raw Milk Warriors are in charge of vaccines now. Welp it's been nice knowing yall!

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Summoning circle, hope this works: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Kennedy 🕯 curse 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Greta Thunberg and David Hogg are a perfect example of why the left should stop elevating traumatized children.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

President: • ruining economy • ex says in Epstein files • no due process sending to foreign prisons for life • destroying courts • arrested Reps & staff • destroying health insurance & Social Security • making spy file for citizens w/Palantir deploys military to main street USA, illegally. Got it.

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

might be the rudest cookie cake I've ever seen

submitted 20 days ago • 27 comments