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Today I broke an #accessibility feature on my site, and turned off #audio for UK users. Everyone else can listen as usual. UK users cannot. You can still read the text. But you can't hear the #accessible version. This is the Online Safety Act: www.girlonthenet.com/osa/ Pls share

Ugh. Too depressed to write sex toy reviews lately. This world, I swear, I absolutely just swear.

Possibly the greatest sex toy I’ll never get to properly review.

The nice folks at @funzzetoy.bsky.social recently said this to me in email, and I feel SO seen. 😅 No, but seriously, I 100% take it as a huge compliment! 😁 “your reviews are very different from others', besides reviewing the products themselves, they are more like popular science articles.😂”

It took me a long time to find the words that would correctly express my feelings about the Magic Wand Plus, but I finally found them. Here’s why it’s not a sex toy I’d recommend even though it’s a favourite for so many others. Many would disagree with me, and that’s ok! t4toy.com/reviews/magi...

US $50 for a Fun Factory Volta??? And only $7 shipping if you don’t meet the threshold for free shipping? Clit-having Americans, y’all best SNATCH THAT UP. It’s one of the most reliable tools in my sex toy arsenal. S-tier for sure. 100% worth it at full price, this is a RIDICULOUS bargain. 😲

reminder for those who haven’t yet been banned that airbnb sucks balls

Sex toy review time is here again! The good folks at @funzzetoy.bsky.social sent this beautiful Glass Tentacle dildo to me and although it’s not quite my own cup of tea, it may still be an excellent toy for you — different folks have different needs and desires. 🙂 t4toy.com/reviews/funz...

I've been living with society's hatred for trans folks nearly my whole life, so it surprises me (but never shocks me) when I uncover previously-unrecognized internalized transphobia. Writing for an audience gives me more opportunities to notice it, and I recently did... 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️ t4toy.com/essays/findi...

What's one fact about sexuality that you wish you had learned when you were younger?

People are always looking for the quietest sex toy that's still actually decent. IT'S THIS ONE. I was ready to metaphorically shred the Womanizer Vibe, but it's legitimately silent and—though not outstanding—does feel as good as it should at this price! 👍 My latest review: t4toy.com/reviews/woma...

So I think I *finally* figured out what was causing my site to go AWOL and spit out HTTP 503 errors all the time. ...the RSS feed widget I was using to show my Bluesky skeets in the sidebar. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Anyways, now I can finally publish the articles I've been sitting on for a week.

Silly* question for people who’ve been doing self-injections longer than I have… when you fill up your sharps bin and take it for safe disposal, do they empty it and give it back? Or do they keep it and you buy a new bin? (I’ve been on HRT for a very long time, but it was pills until recently.)

Oh goodie. Just as I’m finishing up a review, my website has gone AWOL again. 🙄 I never figured it out before, it just eventually cleared up. It makes no sense, my CMS admin portal works just fine, it’s only the user-facing pages that keep timing out. Computers are terrible.

CW: tobacco Fuck it, I’m gonna say it: I miss smoking. I love not having nicotine cravings, not having to go outside 20 times a day, not smelling awful, not coughing up phlegm. But damn, it was SO pleasurable to give in to addiction and neediness, to feel disgusting and desperate and slutty. 1/2

Consent is not just a one-time check—it’s an ongoing conversation. It’s about respect, listening, and mutual understanding every step of the way. 💬

PLEASE don’t put #SexToys in your ass if they aren’t anal-safe (flared). They CAN get sucked deep inside you. You CAN’T just “poop it out”. It can be a LIFE-THREATENING emergency. But why can’t you just poop it out? I learned so much from this Reddit thread today! old.reddit.com/r/SexToys/co...

Sexuality is a natural part of who we are. It should be celebrated, not suppressed. Repression does not create a healthy society, quite the opposite. Only accurate and compassionate sexual education can help combat reactionary attitudes towards gender and sexuality that are popping up everywhere.

I’ve had writers’ block lately, but I finally got this new #SexToy review finished and posted today! The Lovense Nora is a pretty popular rabbit vibrator, but… I don’t see why. Pass! t4toy.com/reviews/love...

Pleasure isn't self-indulgent; it's a necessity. Embrace it, claim it, make it a priority. Your joy is your power. ✨ We need every ounce of positivity we can get right now!

It seems like my site’s reliability issues have *finally* cleared up 🤞 so let me tell you about a new #SexToy review I posted recently. The kind folks at @funzzetoy.bsky.social sent me their “Realistic Dildo Vibrator” and while I’m not sure it’s named well, I *am* sure it’s a FANTASTIC bargain!

I really can’t deal with the stress of The Everything Going On Today, so I’m on virtual holiday in Stardew Valley. No idea when I’m coming back to reality, depends on when Pam gets the bus fixed I guess. … Or maybe it can just stay broken. That seems ok. I could just stay here. 🤷‍♀️

Having massive technical issues with my website since sometime yesterday. 😭 And I’ve found absolutely NOTHING helpful anywhere online. (Thanks, Google, for your leading role in the enshitification of the web.) I’m legit wondering if I need to just start again with a different CMS. …maybe so. 🤦‍♀️

Hi, I still exist. 👋 January has just been a real bitch so far and I have zero creative energy thanks to Some Drama Going On. 🙄 And that’s just in my own personal life, not the disaster doomscrolling feed of multiple chaotic horribleness examples. So PLEASE, someone tell me about something nice! 🥺

I’m back with my first #SexToy review of 2025, and to start the year off right, I skipped a few other toys in my review queue to open with a banger. Pun very much intended because the Pulse Queen from Hot Octopuss is rockin’ my clit’s world so hard.

Serious question: what’s the legal distinction between a real bank and a fintech company that says “bank with us! oh btw we’re not a bank”? (Under Canadian law. But also interested in the answer under US law.)