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tabatha.bsky.social
💖 eat cheese and sin 💖 🎀doing chaotic good🎀 ✨she/her (feral)✨
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Damn, Last of Us S2 has Pedro Pascal *and* Young Mazino now? Blessed.

May - July: Pride Season. August: Summer Goth Awareness Month (check on your goths, make sure they're hydrated, help them prepare to emerge from their summer cocoon) September - October: Spooky Season November - December: Pagan Rituals

Mainly because they're too busy forming social action groups that promote transit and getting shit done.

I'm currently at a matcha meetup listening to bros try to bro out over Miffy-branded softserve ice cream. This is a real...thing.

My absolute favorite genre of IG influencer is "looks like a bimbo, but is about to school you on history and economics." I just adore them. All that "what would Dolly do?" energy.

It's hard to overstate the value of accurate forecasts. Since 2007, hurricane forecast improvements have reduced costs by $5 billion *per storm* on average, more than 4 times the entire NWS budget

Everything sucks, but at least it's a good hair day

THAT WAS CLASSIC BENN

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

Pinched a nerve going from Martini into Figurehead on the pole today. And WOW, lemme tell you about be a couple feet in the air when the only leg holding you up goes completely numb.

Why is repotting a plant the biggest task of my spring season? Why do I dread this so much? Tiny ass lawn in a pot.

This is the most unhinged article. At first I thought the residents were enraged bc these people shouldn't have to live in a parking lot to keep these towns afloat. But no, they're mad bc they think the people who run their damn resort are trash and don't want the hardship in view.

When I was 26, all the 36 year-olds I knew had teenagers and were cranky old guys with ACL/MCL injuries. Now I'm 36 and my friends either have babies or no kids. I still feel 10 years younger than those dudes were 10 years ago. Wtf?

This was the most Sunday-feeling Saturday

this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

And when the dogs bark they shoot bees at you

My friend after two drinks: "I need reading glasses now so I'm gonna get some slutty bifocals."

The way I don't even have to check and see if my state's being fucky because they're inherently fucky.

I was there right up behind the opposing net 😃

Apparently lots of people are impressed that I installed the bidet on my own? Is this what it's like to be lauded for the bare minimum? Because I am absolutely relishing it.