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I think they just Do That

Hi there, thanks for reaching out. Why did you vote to confirm Trump’s Secretary of the Army? Why did you vote to confirm his Secretary of Agriculture? And why in the name of god did you vote to confirm Marco goddamned Rubio? Sincerely, People confused why Democrats keep helping Trump

Lolllll

Few things have given as much insight into someone's comedy influences as Jamie laughing as she says "random, high-exposure shots of hot girls in leather bikinis with flaming hula hoops" while describing the end of the this video

Lol I don't know what fucking accents Jason Isaacs and Parker Posey are supposed to be doing on this season of White Lotus but it's amazing

Centrism and neoliberalism will be the death of us.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

To be fair, "cave at every opportunity" has been the main move in the Dem playbook for a while now

If Donald Trump really did love to build things more than he loved, like, graft, he would absolutely be building this shit and calling it the Trump Train, and I would grit my teeth every time I rode it WHICH WOULD BE OFTEN.

I'm always fascinated by the rush to 1930s Germany as a parallel for the peril trans people in the US face given the subjugation we're enduring is neither unique to us now or, even if it were, unique to this moment in US history.

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

It's cool how everyone is just resigning and letting them do whatever the fuck they want instead of having any backbone at all

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Democrats adopting right wing talking points with all the energy of video game companies in 2009 going "surely if we just copy Call of Duty, all of the CoD players will buy our game instead"

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

This is like 90% of what my boss does

It has been confirmed, for quite some time now, that Israel killed its own people on Oct 7. Israel also killed many of its own people being held by Hamas, in their attacks on Gaza. Netanyahu has no respect for life, not even of his own people.

ended up in the twilight zone somehow and honestly it's been pretty normal here.. i mean yeah, a bunch of bitterly ironic sci-fi type stuff keeps happening around me but like, geopolitically

I listened to about 3/4 of this episode while driving along some rural highways that are basically all woods in upstate NY around 11 at night. A+ spooky-ass experience

I don't know...maybe more people should have spoken up when Universities called the police to beat up anti-genocide protesters and then expelled students and teachers who participated, instead of acting all surprised now that they're complying with fascist orders. 🤷🏻‍♀️

when you want to get a job at DOGE with a one line resume

Ed Zitron referring to them as "the horrifying Costco children" made me laugh every time I time I thought about it today

it’s definitely easier to destroy shit than build something but i don’t think i’ll ever stop thinking about how we were told biden couldn’t do anything at all, ever, while elon musk and donald trump run around like rats gnawing on cables stopping the governments functionality completely

It's been said a million times but apparently it's still not clear: if you're more mad at people who refused to vote for politicians committing genocide than at the politicians committing genocide, you are pure trash and a danger to society.

i do not want to read a "statement" from my reps, I want to see them getting handcuffed on the News

I just remembered "Do writers not care about my kidney donation?"

Reminder: cop “unions” don’t count because they are not workers and only exist to break our strikes, protect wealth and terrorize us. This tracks

It's unfortunate because I love Michelle Yeoh and Sam Richardson. But that movie looks like ass and they all deserve better

Maybe I can FINALLY fucking get an idea of what happened at Stalingrad

This is why "he's a felon!" always just irks me. I don't give a shit. He's a dangerous piece of shit garbage person that shouldn't have power. That's what's really bad about him. Everything else is just noise. Some of y'all just wanna be hall monitors and then get mad that doesn't win elections.

This is 100% where I am at as well. I am so exhausted by absolutely meaningless gestures and phraseology. I am just starting to block the blue leon Elmo tRump Drumpf muskrat baby hands ARE EGGS CHEAP YET do nothing folks. I can't fucking take it anymore. It's useless drivel

Democrats view laws as frameworks that limit their actions Republicans view laws as obstacles to clear by any means necessary this is the "control" in Dems being "controlled opposition"

Chat is this good

You really could have just listened to what your friend @lexialex.bsky.social has been saying for the two years (and more) instead of posting this strawman blue maga bullshit. Be mad at the people who were funding genocide, not the people who told them to stop.

oh you think AI is a hype bubble? you fool. that's what people said about NFTs, which we use every day and cannot imagine life without.

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

can't believe it figured out a general strike before we did

Thanks so much to Greg Davies and Alex Horne for having me along for their Taskmaster Series 19 premiere at Town Hall! It was such a fun and wonderful night and I’m so lucky to get to do such exciting things! (Thanks to the fans for being so swell also!) 📸: @hels.bsky.social

I don’t know German but I think I understand this headline fine enough.

It can be two things

Ohhhh my god I shouldn't let my anger lead me to despair? I should let it radicalize me? Should we throw a party? Should we invite voting?