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just found out daylight savings time starts today. I dont know what that is but mostly, it consists of me scheduling meetings with colleagues at ass crack of dawn

and call me crazy or wtv but as someone who enjoys severance big time, i dont care what happens to mark too much. Like he could be lying in a ditch somewhere tomorrow, FINE, like as long as the plot is delicious.

Severance has been very consistent throughout its entire run whether its the plot build up (hold your rebuke) or big reveals...people expected too much from the severance world but really the show is about what its called - SEVERANCE

Lots to think about…

an app that shows you the location of the nearest cybertruck

It is interesting that the dems position now is that DEI was really bad for the party and policing was a good thing 💀💀💀

Sometimes I’ll just read words and not understand any of it

How the fuck is SBF doing podcasts from prison bro I thought they couldn’t even afford a call properly

Going back to clicking and clacking on the keyboard after a weekend of having fun alone in the bedroom

Casey anthony: possible baby murderer and feminist truther

you just know Danny DeVito is sweating his ass off in that sandworm costume

Nap with me?

Still can’t stand Jimmy Kimmel

I felt a great disturbance in the force.

Birds of a feather

And that’s why funding is important! I love science

No more award season talk

Award for Best picture. I just know that some film that I don’t like is going to win this. Wrap up.

Seeing all these mediocre wins at the Oscar makes me think that I should get up & work for that job because mediocrity WILL get you to places

Mikey Madison Oscar winner….god I have seen what you do for others

Adrien Brody enjoy your last Oscar

Watching the Oscars wasn’t the plan. I literally woke up at 5 because of a nightmare, and now I’m stuck watching a show because I cannot go back to sleep.

Genuinely thinking of subscribing to a newspaper now because it is just a neat system that ALL the news of the world just lands at your doorstep at 7am....like i know there are newsletters but i dont ever open them

and btw, I still have not finished Moby Dick. This book is super fucking long.

hawk tuah matata, what a wonderful glaze

The folks living above our apartment gets sudden midnight urges to rearrange their furniture

Hold on severance folks, I’m catching up

Whoever got hurt by some silly ceo *urdering?

The fedora has made an appearance in this Noah Baumbach movie

currently called out sick from work and listening to a guy yap about cowboy fashion on substack

new word unlocked

catching up on the latest

Bezos emailing all Amazon MGM Studios employees to dictate that the next James Bond will be bald and wear a vest

People can’t be canceled, but subscriptions sure as hell can be

Inside me is a Slavic boy in adidas track pants

no, i will NOT “meal prep.” i will continue to pay $27 a day for a single instant pot meal that i eat directly out of the pot like a medieval king. mind your own affairs

Being pregnant is kind of goth because you have a skeleton inside you.

Have an Apple TV subscription now, what should I watch?

Love the tame impala website landing page

incredibly pissed at the delayed release of Mickey 17 here. What's taking so long?

Daily dose of tame impala open.spotify.com/playlist/6Ny...

i do lots of PDA actually (pathological demand avoidance)

Literacy is activism. Reading is a political act. Books are tools for liberation.

conspiring to arrange events in precisely the right way for Conclave to win best picture has been exhausting work I feel like gay Guy Fawkes

Really want to watch conclave but the theatre is 90 mins away…

An instant classic.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin