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taibhseban.bsky.social
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fellas get yourself a girl with that Delta P

On the one hand who cares sure but on the other hand Trump saying he should be the next Pope is very bad and I have decided to go to confession tomorrow and get my situation up to date to maximize taking offense to it.

People vote for a mythical creature that does not exist. Like a unicorn. And now, while myself and millions of my countrymen are in very real danger, I am told that -- as a rational adult -- it is my duty to have an honest debate with these people about unicorns while the flames get closer. Fuck no.

We tried to go into Concord near where we live for the 250th anniversary stuff but all the roads were blocked off and we didn’t particularly feel like celebrating this infernal country anyway so we went to an animal sanctuary instead and saw some big boys and little guys. @mishkafrances.bsky.social

You asking me and the boys to look into it? Who are you talking to man?

These monsters already get everything they want from the EPA, FDA, etc, but they still don’t wanna go through the aggravating process of bribing/lobbying them. They (correctly) understand the illusion of democratic control is something they can dispense with. It’s a market inefficiency

I think I figured out the exact formula of every right wing talk radio station

the premise of every AI ad is like "you're the biggest moron on the planet, right? you can't remember to breathe without a computer telling you to? well you're gonna love this"

It’s 2027. I’m driving on Interstate America, I just passed through Americaville. I see a sign that says next Americaville 26 miles. I get an alert on my phone, I’ve been conscripted into a Tubi+ subscription. If I don’t pay them in TrumpCoin by midnight, an Amazon kill team will be dispatched

buffalo, washington dc and philadelphia are fine, upstanding eastern cities full of boisterous, good-hearted citizens. the full focus of this playoff season must remain on defeating the villainous kansas city chiefs and their vile, oafish fans. if KC loses, we all win

And this doesn’t even mention all the other repulsive nonsense like NFT’s, Metaverse, self driving cars, etc they tried to push on us. What people do want is healthcare, housing, free TIME for themselves, but those things are a direct threat to the power that capital holds over labor.

Who are you talking to right now? Me? Am I supposed to go handle things? What the fuck do you actually do?

Also in HW today I finally unearthed this long lost interview I did with Noel Gallagher in 2002. He was of course hilarious. www.welcometohellworld.com/a-little-gho...

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

The fucking loser bitch we deserve