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white people should be rioting in the streets for what happened at that town hall meeting…but they won’t. They never want to do the heavy lifting, even though they’re literally getting hit with the consequences of this election first. Insanity lmaoo what a bunch of cowards.

the best part of my day is when this nigga goes to sleep, amen.

The Reid Out is quite literally the only time I would tune into @msnbc.com throughout the week. She was clear, to the point, and didn’t bite her tongue. @joyannreid.bsky.social deserves so much more than this. MSNBC ought to be ashamed of themselves!!!

can’t convince me that at 30 you need throat spray to eat a ham. especially if you’re trying to do it a week after texting a man. that throat is seasoned honey

The dollar sign goes in front of the number

my baby turned 16 today 😭💙 boy does time fly

Can’t be around people who don’t know how to sit in silence sometimes.

why is a bag of fritos $7??

I need some ideas for what I should cook for dinner tonight 🤔

my “fuck Greg Abbott” shirt just touched down 😭

I’ve had so much shit pierced on my body and I want another nose piercing but nigga….them mfs hurt me THE MOST. More than the tongue, 🐱, and dermals. WHY??? WHYYY 😭😭😭

Remember when Fairly Odd Parents got tired of the ppl asking why Chester didn’t have his own fairies and decided to say that he was happy living that way and then proceeded to make a whole special about how he’d literally be miserable if his life got better

I'm about to have the entire day to myself. Yesterday was nice, and the spa was lovely, but today mama gotta cook, clean, do laundry, & get ready for the work week👑✨✅

People are way angrier about Kendrick NOW because it took them until Thursday to figure out that there *may have been* more to the show than just some rapper they couldn’t understand who made them uncomfortable while there wasn’t a single white person in sight.

for those of y’all that aren’t on that app anymore. Some lady is claiming to have had a new baby by co-president Musk and it’s some drama brewing. I hope all his baby mommas rise up & seek revenge by chopping his head off

it’s going to be so funny when the copresident turns on him & blames him for everything wrong and the magats stone him in the streets

who knew that this trashy white man buying twitter would ultimately lead to him dismantling this entire country. crazy

Tems is the best female singer out of all these new girls. Idgaf. None of them are fucking with her

I’ve had to deal with the FBI and ATF today for two separate cases. What a shitty Friday. I was trying to chill today 😭😭😭😭

This is insane considering how it was just in the 80s last week….

i dont. check yo lazy ass into youtube university and learn some shit lmao

I make sure I check in and watch @joyannreid.bsky.social because she’s gonna read every last one of these frauds for FILTH 😭😭😭😭😭

we made it half way through the week

Conflict of interest? The State Department’s procurement forecast lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to purchase $400 million worth of “Armored Tesla” vehicles.

I fear Luigi clapped the wrong CEO.

I try not to make plans for my birthday cause I just know people will disappoint me

EMPOWERING PUT A SHIRT ON

I was checking out and was like "oooh 😉, I see yall have Pepsi now. No more coke" and they were smiling and all excited omg lmaooo. Literally the equivalent to a white woman rolling up her sleeve and pointing to her blue bracelet to show she voted for Kamala lmaoooooooooo smh

I just had a "blue bracelet" moment, but I was the offender lmaoo omg. So I'm at the cafe downstairs, and they put out Pepsi's for the first time in the 4 years since I've worked here. I'm not much of a soda drinker but I grabbed on in solidarity with the Hispanics boycotting coke. LMAOOO

Let’s try this again 😮‍💨

nothing has been easier than giving Target a funeral and accepting that it no longer exists. i was tired of being robbed at checkout anyway.

A nigga like me would go back and comment “hed azz” tf lol ima get these jokes off

also, tiktok is no longer for the people cause wym i can’t say “headass” 😭😭😭

62.8K tiktok views on me spreading an assumption…a theory even lmaoo but when i’m speaking facts..i’m shadowbanned. crazy 😭

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

bro my voice is gonna be gone tomorrow