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Saw my first #tariff add on cost today when buying something. It was small but the avalanche is coming 😫😫😫

In a weird moment of synergy, I realized I have both vodka and orange at home. Am I making screwdrivers tonight??? 👀

I'm so ready for my deserved glow up after suffering through Venus Rx as a troll 🥲🥲🥲

I’m at the market crash. I’m at the tariff war. I’m at the combination market crash and tariff war.

Everything is so rough, but I solved my student loan thing (fck those guys, they are so predatory) and I took Monday off and I'm going to rotttttttttt so hard you guys might become worried for me.

i've wasted so many years sleeping on my talents, my mind, my looks, my impact on others. NO MORE

It's not a fuck given Friday

Had a shit, shit day😭😭😭 even a little treat isn't helping💔🥲 But, my presentation is over and that's a big load off my shoulders

My son 🐈‍⬛ has an entire box of toys and outfits and puzzles he can play with but he wants to play with this tiny, thin piece of cardboard and he's so happy 😂☺️😄 This is his current favorite toy.

I work FT and I'm a part time student. I recently found out that my school has been reporting me as "less than part time" even though Im taking 2 classes, so my student loans were no longer paused as they had been for the last 2yrs. I've lost almost 200 points on my credit score. I AM GOING TO RIOT😡

Me, but it's been since Sept 2024, I have an underlying burning rage so deep😤

🥲🙃🙃🙃🙃

Today marks the 100th anniversary of the publication of “The Great Gatsby” I’m all for celebrating with a jazz-age soirée, but given the current moment, let’s also honor F Scott Fitzgerald’s work by thinking about how unregulated wealth, casual racism & convenient fatalism color the American dream.

There isn't much better than a shower beer after the longest day at work and a long run. This shower beer reigns supreme 🙏🏽

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I am distraught, graduating this summer, pivoting into STEM (my 3rd career change) and now research is on fire. Everything is awful

And yall expect me to work amidst this???

can’t believe i have to wake up tomorrow and do this shit all over again (work)

Omg I'm about to riot, not the Kerrygold

literally 💯💯

Jesus, I can't wait for school to be over with.

My back hurts and I can't tell if it's bc I'm getting old or if these office chairs have taken me to my final demise

Get A Clue x Simon and Milo was a culture reset.

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This is my 1,000th yap 😂😂😂

PUT. THE LABELS. ON YOUR NSFW POSTS. THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT