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One of my favourite parts of the game last night was how incessantly Curl was booed whenever she touched the puck, and how much the crowd popped every time she got hit

GO CHARGE GO GO CHARGE GO GO CHARGE GO

Ottawa’s Very Own

GO CHARGE GO

Go charge go btw

It’s gonna be even better next year when it happens again but they finally have to blame Matthews instead of Marner

IS THERE A FIRE DRILL IS THERE A FIRE DRILL IS THERE A FIRE DRILL IS THERE A FIRE DRILL

Go charge go

Name and logo are good. The fact that the jersey is literally identical to the other one is just kinda lame

🫡 go Sens go everybody We can go into the offseason proud, not something we could have said a week ago

Go Sens Go 🥲

better to have go sens go'd and and lost than to have never go sens go'd at all

I want drake Batherson off my hockey team

I simply don’t see how that from Tavares is less of interference than Brady finishing a hit

Graham Skilliter kisses his sister on the mouth

Even if the Leafs win in 6, is losing the previous 2 games enough for them to still maintain choker status? I feel like it is

Leafs fans, up 3-2 in the playoff series: Our team is a disgrace. They deserve to be booed. Sens fans, down 2-3 in the series after almost getting swept: Best team in da world baby

GO SENS GO GO SENS GO GO SENS GO GO SENS GO

No matter how bad things get for the Sens, I’ll never stop being a Habs hater, and it’s very funny to see Habs fans taking victory laps for the game being kinda close before losing massively

I know that “we didn’t get swept!” sounds like a joke, but it’s funny how much this one win changes the narrative of the series Even if the Leafs win game 5, this one win changes from “they swept!” to “man the Sens pushed them into overtime a ton this series”

The Leafs would never blow a lead in playoffs, right? Also I swear to all that is holy if Drake Batherson doesn’t stop taking offensive zone penalties

Well, see y’all in September

I have to reiterate my stance on this every playoff season. parody songs are GOOD and FUN and I will not stand for any slander of them. the cringier they are the better.

Anybody else feeling kinda go sens go

For the first time in 7 years WAKE UP ITS A SENS PLAYOFF GAME DAY

It’s not rooting for the Habs, it’s just letting them do our dirty work for us

WE ARE IN AND I DON’T CARE HOW!!!!! THE OTTAWA SENATORS ARE FINALLY BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS

It would be VERY funny if after all this, after 7 years, the Sens finally clinched playoffs while losing to COLUMBUS because the Habs beat the Red Wings How anticlimactic But I don’t care!!!! I want in and I don’t care how!!!!

Lmao did anybody notice that we had 3 guys in front of the net on that PP And the other 2 were at the top How are they supposed to get any lateral movement when everybody’s in a straight line!!!!

Man I’ve got 9 eggs here, I’m so glad to have 9 guaranteed chickens. Pretty sweet that there’s no way I’ll end up with any less

I’ll take a point in a game that feels hard sold by the refs while the Sens also felt pretty awful anyway lmao 3 points in this back to back is sufficient

Lmao the dad answers are so funny “I cut the crust off his PB&Js” “He’s such an amazing and loyal guy” “Likes to jet ski”

Red Wings fans will look you in the eye and tell you “the refs are the reason the Red Wings went 0/5 on power plays in the first period”

The refs really really really really want us to lose

This game isn’t a “must win” but I really really really really don’t want to lose

How many of these team dads do y’all think are just sitting there thinking “holy shit I’m watching hockey with Keith Tkachuk”

Greig still showing his value on that shift Hard hustles to become a passing option for Pinto But doesn’t mean overcommit Immediately gets back to slow down the counter by Devils Then gets in the rebound lane and prevents another chance

On this Sens vs Devils broadcast, did these commentators just find a way to glaze the Leafs’ defence for allowing 39 shots on net several days ago