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tal.steakdrake.co
Bulldragon. YYC. Time magazine person of the year 2006. Lots of food, tech, commissions and horny on main. Very NSFW. https://find.steakdrake.com/
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You ever just stand there in your kitchen eating deli meat out of the pack cause I'm an adult and you can't stop me and also I'm sick and I don't wanna cook and just fuckin' let me have this? ....yeah

My "I'm sick as fuck and just need sustenance" ramen.

My valentines dinner: Reverse seared steak with blue cheese, asparagus, smashed potatoes, and brussels sprouts with a honey vinaigrette. For dessert, honey mango mousse topped with a tequila mango syrup.

Dinner the other night, did chicken piccata and some roast sweet potatoes with goat cheese :9

My meatball :(

The airport lounge is playing a soft piano version of Eiffel 65 - Blue....

Dad and uncle Fumus working me open.  Looks like Dad's planning on getting them both in me at once... whoooooboy I'm gunna be walking funny for a week after this. Worth it though! Work me open 🥴 Art by the always fucking incredible @redishdragie.bsky.social

I picked up one of the "cursed badges" by B.B.'s art boutique!  It came out friggen awesome!! Art by https://bbsartboutique.carrd.co/

Dad likes to "borrow" my friends sometimes... And I'd by lying if I said I didn't like it. He's loud as hell and the walls here are paper thin, and dad knows it. Pretty sure Multum knows it too. Art by the absolutely incredible @redishdragie.bsky.social

"Y'all seen this yet? Locked up good and tight! Try all you wan't but his balls are stayin' full!" Dad loves whoring me out at parties... Not that I'm complaining really, it's a damn good time.  But jeeze, the whole town knows already, Dad! You don't gotta yell! art by @delirost.com

So...  Apparently @sebbyspresso.bsky.social WASN'T joking when he said he'd get back at us for teasing him and calling him a newt... The "victims" left to right: Delfino (@sebbyspresso.bsky.social) Zach (@derg.dad) Me @cronic.bsky.social

CW:Incest Bull in trouble. his dad and uncle Fumus are happy to bump into him while clubbing~ Patreon reward for @tal.steakdrake.co

Is that coal in your stocking or are you just happy to see me? >;3 .... Oh it's coal? ....oh..

My friend just called me a "county-fair size queen" and I'm not sure how to feel about it

My windshield wiper fell off...

Cause Caprese salad is delicious :9

If y'all like coffee, I HIGHLY recommend DAK coffee.

Should I be posting the food I make here?

Sweatpants are liminal pants. I will not elaborate.

Funcking... WHY do restaurants with the TV-Screen menus INSIST on setting it as a fucking slideshow to randomly show me a fucking ad? Bitch I'm already here, stop advertising to me and let me read what's on the god-damn sandwich FFS. Shit makes me wanna arson something.

3D printer pulling VIP duty today, saving me $100 on a vesa adapter.

Don't get me wrong, I already miss all my friends from BLFC terribly... But omg my bed has never felt more comfortable than it does right now.

I'm permanently banned from a McDonald's in rural Bavaria.

Aparently Telegram groups are broken atm?? No one I know can send messages in groups right now.

@dragoneer.bsky.social always seemed to be such a positive, energetic, fun loving guy and appreciator of the arts. It was a pleasure seeing him grow starting all the way back from the newsgroup days. Truly sorry to see him go :( but Glaide is there to greet him

Today is a hug a homie kinda day.

∞ Dragoneer

Fuck I love making cedar plank salmon

I swear to fuck when people enter Costcos they IMMEDIATELY forget everything about how to stay out of the fucking way in busy areas. Seriously ,Debora, pull your fucking cart to the side you're blocking the whole fucking aisle omfg.

My Rosettas are getting better :3

Alright beans. This caffeinated bean has something to say... I just love being tied up by big hot dragon Daddies they make me SO moist! <3

FINALLY got my desk semi cleaned up..... so much dust omg.