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I'll be participating in D.R.Y. January this year (Don't Repeat Yourself, never have the same beer twice)

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

submitted 82 days ago • 322 comments

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

submitted 88 days ago • 15 comments

[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]

submitted 612 days ago • 2 comments

A DISCWORLD PRIMER* *or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about? Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help. (1/a lot, idk, we'll figure this out as we go)

submitted 591 days ago • 126 comments

smh things start getting serious and they vanish

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

You know how there were a million reasons to not like Hillary Clinton but the right would only say shit like "her emails!" so they sounded dumb as hell? That's exactly the same as the "Elonia" shit

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

@eve6.bsky.social what would it take for you guys to play at a small craft brewery in Central Virginia (i mostly get local bands but what the hell I'll shoot my shot)

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

oh FUCK no

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

do u guys play minecraft

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

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submitted 100 days ago • 29 comments

[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

submitted 129 days ago • 12 comments

@chucktingle.bsky.social hey Dr. Tingle i made some edibles for some coworkers for a Friendsgiving tonight; we bonded over your books at work (they bought me Camp Damascus when it came out and it was great!) anyway I want to know if you'll let me call them Chuck Tinglers

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for calling it a “weird baby” but you already knew or you wouldn’t be so mad

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

submitted 8570 days ago • 84 comments

some people are the turd and some people are the balls. oh, me? heh. kid, im' the pig 🕶

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

submitted 102 days ago • 1137 comments

why did they call them drummers and not snare traffic controllers

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

how your email finds me

submitted 527 days ago • 5 comments

holy crap I just remembered this epic thing we used to have before apps, it was called "web sights". Instead of just being endless scrolling dopamine farms the internet used to be discrete web "pages", kind of like pages in a book.

submitted 104 days ago • 33 comments

Men: don't fall for the propaganda that being "good at sex" is about being considerate of your partner! It's about doing a precise and complicated maneuver with the right type of penis, which you don't have

submitted 108 days ago • 37 comments

Good morning, Bluesky!☕

submitted 107 days ago • 1643 comments

Companies trying to roll back work from home policy

submitted 110 days ago • 19 comments

🎵 Hello my Tesla Hello my wreckage Hello my albatross Stranded from steer-by-wire Baby my car's on fire 🎵

submitted 327 days ago • 11 comments

“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”

submitted 516 days ago • 134 comments

VERY MUSCULAR MAN: I keep a log of everything I eat daily ME: oh man that's insane did you know you can just flush them

submitted 490 days ago • 2 comments

Screaming PEANUTS! HOTDOG! at the ball park and people are waving $ in my face. I don't need your money, I lost my pet squirrels, if you want to help say their names too

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

(The lil fella from Saw rides in on his tricycle) Me: Hey man, I’m not really feeling it today, can you come back tomorrow? LF (lil fella): yeah sure man no problem we are all going thru it

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments