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taliagator.bsky.social
she/her • occasionally funny • lover of women's sports and also men's baseball 🐻🔵🔴
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britt lower would you like a controversially younger girlfriend

people on twitter acting as if anne hathaway just started being the most beautiful woman alive when she came on tv at the super bowl. I’ve been here since I was 7 and watched Princess Diaries for the first time. get in line

girl so confusing

I fear I am addicted to online rummikub. I only gamble fake money. but it's eating my brain. if I just play one more game I'll make my 13k rummikub coins back!!

wish i were on a plane rn because i'm really craving ginger ale. i could drink it on the ground. but it doesn't feel the same.

I remember in 2nd grade I dnf’ed a book for the very first time in my life. it was flat stanley. I felt so guilty. but I hated that book.

next time I see someone say "unalive" or "grape" on tik tok I'm deleting the app

if we pretend for a moment that Juan Soto will play all 9 innings in all 162 games for the Mets for the next 15 years, he would, on average, make more money in one inning than I do in a year. so that's cool I guess...

he's gonna hit a walk off against us next year at guaranteed rate isn't he

re: juan soto, has anyone thought about why do they call it contract when you con tract the less money pro tract more spend the money???

Joan Jett, ballplayer appreciation post. Enshrine her in Cooperstown, cowards.

life goal: become a PWHL wag

I think if I met noah kahan the urge to kick him in the shins would be so unreasonably strong that I wouldn’t be able to stop myself. write a new song and call it splint season idk

not going on instagram today because I don’t need to see everyone’s stories about how their top spotify genre was “divorced coastal aunt hot girl walk” or whatever

"they're perverts!!!" -the people obsessed with knowing what genitals the person next to them in the bathroom has

I hope Ilona Maher knows I adore her in both a deep admiration way and also a gay way

finn hudson right before he got religious:

if you live in st. louis and just walked past my apartment absolutely BELTING defying gravity, I heard and you sounded great

@ericbarone.bsky.social I've always wondered -- is there a reason why the dragon tooth is not anywhere in the collections tab? I can't think of any other items in the game that don't appear on one of the lists.

gonna miss him. I watched this happen in a hotel in St. Louis the very first weekend I moved here for work and it made me feel a little less homesick. summer of mike tauchman 4ever <3

and if I said bad romance is the best pop song of all time…..

just found an advil in my back pocket. call that ibuttprofen

eeeep can’t wait #pwhl

ilona maher that’s it send (not) tweet

liking all my own posts bc I am practicing radical self love

I just know if Glee was still on today Quinn Fabray would kill After Midnight

how do I start getting posts that make me giggle. twitter had great giggles

this is the first time I have been thrilled to live in St. Louis

when the bachelor starts airing in a couple months y'all better be as funny as everyone is on twitter or else I'm going back

having no followers is fun it's like yelling into the void

my favorite hobby is overcooking chicken because what if it's not 165º like 2 millimeters from where I put my thermometer!! anyway if you come to my house you may get dry chicken but you will NOT get salmonella

I like when my tik tok comments get a lot of likes. all the dopamine of actually posting with none of the stress or visibility